Film Quotes by Peter Sellers
102 quotes
Year: 1968
Director:
Blake Edwards
Director:
Blake Edwards
'Wyoming Bill' Kelso:
Where are you from?
Hrundi V. Bakshi: I am from India.
'Wyoming Bill' Kelso: Got you covered, Injun.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Oh! Bang! Howdy, partner!
'Wyoming Bill' Kelso: Pretty quick on the draw there.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Never I believed in my whole life I would meet him, and he would go "Bang, partner". Listen to me: white man speak with forked tongue.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: I am from India.
'Wyoming Bill' Kelso: Got you covered, Injun.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Oh! Bang! Howdy, partner!
'Wyoming Bill' Kelso: Pretty quick on the draw there.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Never I believed in my whole life I would meet him, and he would go "Bang, partner". Listen to me: white man speak with forked tongue.
--
Peter Sellers
in
The Party
(1968)
Year: 1968
Director:
Blake Edwards
Director:
Blake Edwards
C. S. Divot:
Who do you think you are?
Hrundi V. Bakshi: In India, we don't think who we are. We know who we are.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: In India, we don't think who we are. We know who we are.
--
Peter Sellers
in
The Party
(1968)
Year: 1968
Director:
Blake Edwards
Director:
Blake Edwards
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Peter Sellers
in
The Party
(1968)
Year: 1968
Director:
Blake Edwards
Director:
Blake Edwards
Director:
Cut dammit! Cut! Mr Bakshi.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Yes, Sir?
Director: Has it occurred to you that the period of our picture is 1878?
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Oh, yes indeed sir. I am well aware that that is the period of the film. 1878.
Director: Mr. Bakshi, are you also aware that in 1878 they weren't wearing underwater watches?
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Yes sir, I know that. They had not even been invented.
Director: Got the time?
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Yes, it's...
[looks at his underwater watch]
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Oh my God.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Yes, Sir?
Director: Has it occurred to you that the period of our picture is 1878?
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Oh, yes indeed sir. I am well aware that that is the period of the film. 1878.
Director: Mr. Bakshi, are you also aware that in 1878 they weren't wearing underwater watches?
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Yes sir, I know that. They had not even been invented.
Director: Got the time?
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Yes, it's...
[looks at his underwater watch]
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Oh my God.
--
Peter Sellers
in
The Party
(1968)
Year: 1968
Director:
Blake Edwards
Director:
Blake Edwards
Director:
You.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Me?
Director: Yes, you. Get off of my set, and out of my picture. Off, off! You're washed up, you're finished! I'll see to it that you never make another movie again!
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Does that include television, sir?
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Me?
Director: Yes, you. Get off of my set, and out of my picture. Off, off! You're washed up, you're finished! I'll see to it that you never make another movie again!
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Does that include television, sir?
--
Peter Sellers
in
The Party
(1968)
Year: 1968
Director:
Blake Edwards
Director:
Blake Edwards
Levinson:
[Comes in with a plate of hors d'oeuvres with Hrundi's shoe on top of it] Would you care for some hors-d'oeuvres sir?
Hrundi V. Bakshi: I am on a diet, but to hell with it!
[Takes his shoe]
Hrundi V. Bakshi: I am on a diet, but to hell with it!
[Takes his shoe]
--
Peter Sellers
in
The Party
(1968)
Year: 1968
Director:
Blake Edwards
Director:
Blake Edwards
Michelle Monet:
[about Charles Divot] It's not really his fault.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: He's a terrible man. Please stay at the party. Let's have a wonderful time.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: He's a terrible man. Please stay at the party. Let's have a wonderful time.
--
Peter Sellers
in
The Party
(1968)
Year: 1962
Director:
Sidney Gilliat
Director:
Sidney Gilliat
Probert:
How are you, Lewis? Still peddling trash to the masses?
John Lewis: Yes, that's true, yes... How 'bout you, still writing it?
John Lewis: Yes, that's true, yes... How 'bout you, still writing it?
--
Peter Sellers
in
Only Two Can Play
(1962)
Year: 1969
Director:
Joseph McGrath
Director:
Joseph McGrath
Youngman Grand, Esq.:
Dad, do you think words corrupt?
Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE: I don't know, let's try. Agnes?
Dame Agnes Grand: [looks up from the television] Yes?
Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE: Nipple.
Dame Agnes Grand: Shh!
[turns back to the television]
Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE: [watches her a moment] Well, there's no immediate physical change.
Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE: I don't know, let's try. Agnes?
Dame Agnes Grand: [looks up from the television] Yes?
Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE: Nipple.
Dame Agnes Grand: Shh!
[turns back to the television]
Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE: [watches her a moment] Well, there's no immediate physical change.
--
Peter Sellers
in
The Magic Christian
(1969)
Year: 1969
Director:
Joseph McGrath
Director:
Joseph McGrath
Youngman Grand, Esq.:
You're certainly puttin' everybody on today, Dad.
Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE: Well, you know, Youngman, sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well. A little bit of the old pause.
Youngman Grand, Esq.: Cause for pause?
Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE: Yes.
Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE: Well, you know, Youngman, sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well. A little bit of the old pause.
Youngman Grand, Esq.: Cause for pause?
Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE: Yes.
--
Peter Sellers
in
The Magic Christian
(1969)