Film Quotes by Mel Blanc
507 quotes
Babbit:
[sees a flat Catstello] Come on. Stop your clowning! What's the matter with you? Aren't you ashamed?
Catstello: I don't know.
Catstello: I don't know.
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Mel Blanc
(as Catstello / Tweety)
in
A Tale of Two Kitties
(1942)
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Mel Blanc
(as Catstello / Tweety)
in
A Tale of Two Kitties
(1942)
Shropshire Slasher's Mother:
Care to buy some pretty pretties for your doxie, Gov'nor?
Dorlock Holmes: That does it! I'm gonna haul you in. Hawking dandelions without a license.
Shropshire Slasher: Mother!
Dorlock Holmes: Mother? Mother? Really?
[Shropshire Slasher beats up Holmes]
Dorlock Holmes: That does it! I'm gonna haul you in. Hawking dandelions without a license.
Shropshire Slasher: Mother!
Dorlock Holmes: Mother? Mother? Really?
[Shropshire Slasher beats up Holmes]
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Mel Blanc
in
Deduce, You Say
(1956)
Witch Hazel:
[flying up to the tower] Hello!
Bugs Bunny: [hands her an anvil] Good bye!
Witch Hazel: Good grief!
[falls]
Bugs Bunny: Good riddance!
Bugs Bunny: [hands her an anvil] Good bye!
Witch Hazel: Good grief!
[falls]
Bugs Bunny: Good riddance!
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Mel Blanc
in
A Witch's Tangled Hare
(1959)
Hunter:
[Runs over a cardboard stand-up of Daffy] Oh, what have I done? I killed the poor duck.
Daffy Duck: [Disguided as kid] Oh-ho-ho-ho! You bwoke my widdle daddy! You bwoke his widdle head! You bwoke his widdle spine! Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Hunter: I'll make it up to you. I'll raise you like you were my own.
Daffy Duck: Oh, boy! You'll be the mommy and I'll be the mean widdle kid!
Daffy Duck: [Disguided as kid] Oh-ho-ho-ho! You bwoke my widdle daddy! You bwoke his widdle head! You bwoke his widdle spine! Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Hunter: I'll make it up to you. I'll raise you like you were my own.
Daffy Duck: Oh, boy! You'll be the mommy and I'll be the mean widdle kid!
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Mel Blanc
in
Ain't That Ducky
(1945)
Ralph Phillips:
The thing I don't understand is why he wants the Road Runner in the first place.
Wile E. Coyote: A legitimate question, young man, deserving a legitimate answer.
[he shows a picture of the Road Runner during this whole scene as he says:]
Wile E. Coyote: Now then, I can easily understand why it should puzzle you that a person of my intelligence, I.Q. 207 super genius, should devote his valuable time chasing this ridiculous road runner, this bird that appears to be so skinny, scrawny, stringy, unappetizing, anemic, ugly and misbegotten. Ah, but how little you know about road runners. Actually, the road runner is to the taste buds of a coyote, what caviar, champagne, filet mignon and chocolate fudge are to the taste buds of a man.
Wile E. Coyote: A legitimate question, young man, deserving a legitimate answer.
[he shows a picture of the Road Runner during this whole scene as he says:]
Wile E. Coyote: Now then, I can easily understand why it should puzzle you that a person of my intelligence, I.Q. 207 super genius, should devote his valuable time chasing this ridiculous road runner, this bird that appears to be so skinny, scrawny, stringy, unappetizing, anemic, ugly and misbegotten. Ah, but how little you know about road runners. Actually, the road runner is to the taste buds of a coyote, what caviar, champagne, filet mignon and chocolate fudge are to the taste buds of a man.
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Mel Blanc
in
Adventures of the Road-Runner
(1962)
Fats Waller Cat:
Where is I at?
Giant Lips: You is outa dis world!
Fats Waller Cat: Who dat?
Giant Lips: Well... who dat?
Fats Waller Cat: Who dat say who dat when I say who dat? Was dat you?
Giant Lips: Mmmmmmm... could be!
Giant Lips: You is outa dis world!
Fats Waller Cat: Who dat?
Giant Lips: Well... who dat?
Fats Waller Cat: Who dat say who dat when I say who dat? Was dat you?
Giant Lips: Mmmmmmm... could be!
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Mel Blanc
in
Tin Pan Alley Cats
(1943)
Goldilocks:
[noticing the wolf in bed with her] Say who are you? you ain't the three old bears!
Big Bad Wolf: You bet I ain't honey but lordy who cares!
Big Bad Wolf: You bet I ain't honey but lordy who cares!
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Mel Blanc
in
Goldilocks and the Jivin' Bears
(1944)
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Mel Blanc
in
The Barber of Seville
(1944)