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Film Quotes by Mel Blanc

507 quotes
A Tale of Two Kitties
Year: 1942

Director:
Robert Clampett
Babbit: [sees a flat Catstello] Come on. Stop your clowning! What's the matter with you? Aren't you ashamed?
Catstello: I don't know.
-- Mel Blanc (as Catstello / Tweety) in A Tale of Two Kitties (1942)
A Tale of Two Kitties
Year: 1942

Director:
Robert Clampett
Babbit: Come on, stupid. Get the bird!
Catstello: [looks down] Ohh...!
Babbit: Gimme the bird. Gimme the bird!
Catstello: If that Hays Office would only let me, I'd give him the boid all right.
[whistles]
-- Mel Blanc (as Catstello / Tweety) in A Tale of Two Kitties (1942)
A Tale of Two Kitties
Year: 1942

Director:
Robert Clampett
Babbit: Why do you do these things?
Catstello: I'm a baaaad pussycat.
-- Mel Blanc (as Catstello / Tweety) in A Tale of Two Kitties (1942)
Deduce, You Say
Year: 1956

Director:
Chuck Jones
Shropshire Slasher's Mother: Care to buy some pretty pretties for your doxie, Gov'nor?
Dorlock Holmes: That does it! I'm gonna haul you in. Hawking dandelions without a license.
Shropshire Slasher: Mother!
Dorlock Holmes: Mother? Mother? Really?
[Shropshire Slasher beats up Holmes]
A Witch's Tangled Hare
Year: 1959

Director:
Abe Levitow
Witch Hazel: [flying up to the tower] Hello!
Bugs Bunny: [hands her an anvil] Good bye!
Witch Hazel: Good grief!
[falls]
Bugs Bunny: Good riddance!
Ain't That Ducky
Year: 1945

Director:
Friz Freleng
Hunter: [Runs over a cardboard stand-up of Daffy] Oh, what have I done? I killed the poor duck.
Daffy Duck: [Disguided as kid] Oh-ho-ho-ho! You bwoke my widdle daddy! You bwoke his widdle head! You bwoke his widdle spine! Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Hunter: I'll make it up to you. I'll raise you like you were my own.
Daffy Duck: Oh, boy! You'll be the mommy and I'll be the mean widdle kid!
Adventures of the Road-Runner
Year: 1962

Director:
Chuck Jones*Maurice Noble*Tom Ray
Ralph Phillips: The thing I don't understand is why he wants the Road Runner in the first place.
Wile E. Coyote: A legitimate question, young man, deserving a legitimate answer.
[he shows a picture of the Road Runner during this whole scene as he says:]
Wile E. Coyote: Now then, I can easily understand why it should puzzle you that a person of my intelligence, I.Q. 207 super genius, should devote his valuable time chasing this ridiculous road runner, this bird that appears to be so skinny, scrawny, stringy, unappetizing, anemic, ugly and misbegotten. Ah, but how little you know about road runners. Actually, the road runner is to the taste buds of a coyote, what caviar, champagne, filet mignon and chocolate fudge are to the taste buds of a man.
Tin Pan Alley Cats
Year: 1943

Director:
Robert Clampett
Fats Waller Cat: Where is I at?
Giant Lips: You is outa dis world!
Fats Waller Cat: Who dat?
Giant Lips: Well... who dat?
Fats Waller Cat: Who dat say who dat when I say who dat? Was dat you?
Giant Lips: Mmmmmmm... could be!
Goldilocks and the Jivin' Bears
Year: 1944

Director:
Friz Freleng
Goldilocks: [noticing the wolf in bed with her] Say who are you? you ain't the three old bears!
Big Bad Wolf: You bet I ain't honey but lordy who cares!
The Barber of Seville
Year: 1944

Director:
Shamus Culhane
Indian: Me wantum quick shampoo.
Woody Woodpecker: Okay, turkey head.