Film Quotes by Lucille Ball
35 quotes
Year: 1968
Director:
Melville Shavelson
Director:
Melville Shavelson
Helen North:
Your blues and greens are wonderful, but your he's and she's got a little mixed up.
--
Lucille Ball
(as Helen North Beardsley)
in
Yours, Mine and Ours
(1968)
Year: 1944
Director:
Charles Reisner
Director:
Charles Reisner
Julie Hampton:
[after kissing hundreds of shipyard workers] Now I know how a trumpeteer feels!
--
Lucille Ball
(as Julie Hampton)
in
Meet the People
(1944)
Year: 1941
Director:
Allan Dwan
Director:
Allan Dwan
Julie Patterson:
Marriage is a strong institution, Charlie.
Charlie McCarthy: So is Alcatraz, but I wouldn't want to live there.
Charlie McCarthy: So is Alcatraz, but I wouldn't want to live there.
--
Lucille Ball
in
Look Who's Laughing
(1941)
Year: 1946
Director:
Henry Hathaway
Director:
Henry Hathaway
Kathleen:
My father was a major-league umpire. Well, what else
[at the Tudor Penny Arcade]
Kathleen: can I beat you at?
Bradford Galt: What other kinds of games do you like to play? You know, we've got some great playgrounds up around 52nd Street.
Kathleen: Among them your apartment?
Bradford Galt: Why, just a coincidence.
Kathleen: I haven't worked for you very long, Mr. Galt, but I know when you're pitching a curve at me, and I always carry a catcher's mitt.
Bradford Galt: No offense. A guy's got to score, doesn't he?
Kathleen: Not in my league. I don't play for score, I play for keeps - "said she with a smile."
[at the Tudor Penny Arcade]
Kathleen: can I beat you at?
Bradford Galt: What other kinds of games do you like to play? You know, we've got some great playgrounds up around 52nd Street.
Kathleen: Among them your apartment?
Bradford Galt: Why, just a coincidence.
Kathleen: I haven't worked for you very long, Mr. Galt, but I know when you're pitching a curve at me, and I always carry a catcher's mitt.
Bradford Galt: No offense. A guy's got to score, doesn't he?
Kathleen: Not in my league. I don't play for score, I play for keeps - "said she with a smile."
--
Lucille Ball
(as Kathleen Stewart)
in
The Dark Corner
(1946)
Year: 1946
Director:
Henry Hathaway
Director:
Henry Hathaway
Kathleen:
What's done to you is done to me.
--
Lucille Ball
(as Kathleen Stewart)
in
The Dark Corner
(1946)
Year: 1946
Director:
Henry Hathaway
Director:
Henry Hathaway
Kathleen:
You should have William Powell for a secretary.
Bradford Galt: William Powell... who's he?
Kathleen: Don't ya ever go to the movies? He's a detective, in "The Thin Man."
Bradford Galt: William Powell... who's he?
Kathleen: Don't ya ever go to the movies? He's a detective, in "The Thin Man."
--
Lucille Ball
(as Kathleen Stewart)
in
The Dark Corner
(1946)
Year: 1960
Director:
Melvin Frank
Director:
Melvin Frank
Kitty Weaver:
[after Larry criticizes her for buying a rabbit instead of a chicken at the grocery store] IT WAS LYING DOWN!
--
Lucille Ball
(as Kitty Weaver)
in
The Facts of Life
(1960)
Year: 1960
Director:
Melvin Frank
Director:
Melvin Frank
Kitty Weaver:
Am I really doing this? Me, Kitty Weaver? Secretary to the PTA? Den mother to the Cub Scouts? Am I really going to San Francisco to spend the weekend... with the husband of my best friend?
--
Lucille Ball
(as Kitty Weaver)
in
The Facts of Life
(1960)
Year: 1956
Director:
Alexander Hall
Director:
Alexander Hall
Susan:
[mosquitoes] Seems a shame to wake them up so early just to kill 'em.
--
Lucille Ball
(as Susan Vega)
in
Forever, Darling
(1956)
Year: 1956
Director:
Alexander Hall
Director:
Alexander Hall
Susan:
Oh, go smoke a test tube!
--
Lucille Ball
(as Susan Vega)
in
Forever, Darling
(1956)