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Film Quotes by Lucille Ball

35 quotes
Alec Howe: You're human aren't you?
May Daly: I hope not!
-- Lucille Ball (as May Daly / Madame Du Barry) in Du Barry Was a Lady (1943)
The Long, Long Trailer
Year: 1953

Director:
Vincente Minnelli
Mrs. Hittaway: This is Mrs. Dudley, the big vagabond next door.
Tacy: How do you do, Mrs. Vagabond?
-- Lucille Ball (as Tacy Bolton) in The Long, Long Trailer (1953)
Yours, Mine and Ours
Year: 1968

Director:
Melville Shavelson
Mike Beardsley: [confronting Helen about her pregnancy] You knew about it Christmas Day, didn't you?
Helen North: Yes.
Mike Beardsley: And you still let Dad ship out. Why?
Helen North: He wanted so much to go. Two people can't live with an ocean between them for the rest of their lives.
Mike Beardsley: Do you really want this baby?
Helen North: Very much. You see, he won't have to worry whether he's a Beardsley or a North.
[Mike nods his head in understanding]
-- Lucille Ball (as Helen North Beardsley) in Yours, Mine and Ours (1968)
The Dark Corner
Year: 1946

Director:
Henry Hathaway
Bradford Galt: Why don't you come over here, where you belong?
[Bradford pats the couch that he is laying on]
Kathleen: [Kathleen throws Bradford his mended suit jacket and proceeds to walk out Bradford's front door] Well, if you're feeling that much better, perhaps I better go home.
[scene fades]
-- Lucille Ball (as Kathleen Stewart) in The Dark Corner (1946)
The Facts of Life
Year: 1960

Director:
Melvin Frank
Larry Gilbert: ...and she said, "That's not a new stance - "
Kitty Weaver: That's a new husband.
-- Lucille Ball (as Kitty Weaver) in The Facts of Life (1960)
Dance, Girl, Dance
Year: 1940

Director:
Dorothy Arzner
Bubbles: Listen, squirt! I don't fall in gutters. I pick my spots.
Too Many Girls
Year: 1940

Director:
George Abbott
Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: What's that other college for girls, the one that won't give its right name?
Harold L. Lister: Won't give its right name?
Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: Smith
-- Lucille Ball (as Consuelo 'Connie' Casey) in Too Many Girls (1940)
The Big Street
Year: 1942

Director:
Irving Reis
Gloria Lyons: Love is something that gets you one room, two chins and 3 kids.
-- Lucille Ball (as Gloria Lyons) in The Big Street (1942)
Yours, Mine and Ours
Year: 1968

Director:
Melville Shavelson
Helen North: [drunk] Boy, if this damn room would stop rolling around maybe I could find some place to be sick!
-- Lucille Ball (as Helen North Beardsley) in Yours, Mine and Ours (1968)
Yours, Mine and Ours
Year: 1968

Director:
Melville Shavelson
Helen North: That was a wonderful dinner, I enjoyed all *eight* courses.
Frank Beardsley: So did I.
Helen North: And speaking of children...
Frank Beardsley: We weren't speaking of children.
Helen North: We weren't? Oh thank goodness.
-- Lucille Ball (as Helen North Beardsley) in Yours, Mine and Ours (1968)