Film Quotes by Lou Costello
108 quotes
Year: 1949
Director:
Charles Barton
Director:
Charles Barton
[first lines]
Stanley Livington: Stay right where you are. Don't move, stay there now. Steady. Now sit up. Sit up. Sit up you. Up you fool. Up. Sit up I said. Sit up. Up.
Stanley Livington: Stay right where you are. Don't move, stay there now. Steady. Now sit up. Sit up. Sit up you. Up you fool. Up. Sit up I said. Sit up. Up.
--
Lou Costello
(as Stanley Livington)
in
Africa Screams
(1949)
Year: 1949
Director:
Charles Barton
Director:
Charles Barton
[last lines]
Buzz Johnson: Mr Livington, what about that raise I've been asking for?
Stanley Livington: I'll talk to my partner if he's in.
Buzz Johnson: Thank you, Sir.
Stanley Livington: He's in.
Buzz Johnson: Mr Livington, what about that raise I've been asking for?
Stanley Livington: I'll talk to my partner if he's in.
Buzz Johnson: Thank you, Sir.
Stanley Livington: He's in.
--
Lou Costello
(as Stanley Livington)
in
Africa Screams
(1949)
Year: 1952
Director:
Jean Yarbrough
Director:
Jean Yarbrough
[last lines]
Jack Strong: [singing] I fear nothing when I do nothing wrong / And so I toddle on my way and sing a merry song.
Jack Strong: [singing] I fear nothing when I do nothing wrong / And so I toddle on my way and sing a merry song.
--
Lou Costello
(as Jack / Jack Strong)
in
Jack and the Beanstalk
(1952)
Year: 1953
Director:
Charles Lamont
Director:
Charles Lamont
--
Lou Costello
(as Orville)
in
Abbott and Costello Go to Mars
(1953)
Year: 1952
Director:
Jean Yarbrough
Director:
Jean Yarbrough
--
Lou Costello
(as Jack / Jack Strong)
in
Jack and the Beanstalk
(1952)
Year: 1949
Director:
Charles Barton
Director:
Charles Barton
[the Swami tries to get a hypnotized Freddie to kill himself]
Swami Talpur: Perhaps you should choose the manner of your death. How would you like to die?
Freddie Phillips: Old age.
Swami Talpur: Perhaps you should choose the manner of your death. How would you like to die?
Freddie Phillips: Old age.
--
Lou Costello
(as Freddie Phillips)
in
Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff
(1949)
Year: 1948
Director:
Charles Barton
Director:
Charles Barton
[Trying to evade the monster, Wilbur puts on a black cloak over his face]
Wilbur Grey: [imitating Dracula] Back! Back!
The Monster: Yes, master.
Wilbur Grey: [takes off cloak and turns to Chuck] He thinks I'm Dracula!
Wilbur Grey: [imitating Dracula] Back! Back!
The Monster: Yes, master.
Wilbur Grey: [takes off cloak and turns to Chuck] He thinks I'm Dracula!
--
Lou Costello
(as Wilbur Grey)
in
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
(1948)
Year: 1948
Director:
Charles Barton
Director:
Charles Barton
[Wilbur answers the door and Joan kisses him]
Wilbur Grey: Oh, oh...
Chick Young: Now who is this?
Wilbur Grey: She's, she's beautiful.
Joan Raymond: I'm Joan Raymond.
Wilbur Grey: [shrugging] She's Joan Raymond.
Wilbur Grey: Oh, oh...
Chick Young: Now who is this?
Wilbur Grey: She's, she's beautiful.
Joan Raymond: I'm Joan Raymond.
Wilbur Grey: [shrugging] She's Joan Raymond.
--
Lou Costello
(as Wilbur Grey)
in
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
(1948)
Year: 1941
Director:
Arthur Lubin
Director:
Arthur Lubin
Ferdie: [looking at an old house with no paint] What did I tell you, Chuck? Any place painted dark brown, I never liked it.
--
Lou Costello
(as Ferdie)
in
Hold That Ghost
(1941)
Year: 1941
Director:
Arthur Lubin
Director:
Arthur Lubin
Ferdie: [to Camille] With one eye, watch that candle, with the other eye watch the other candle, and with the other eye, watch me.
--
Lou Costello
(as Ferdie)
in
Hold That Ghost
(1941)