Film Quotes by Larry Fine
55 quotes
Year: 1947
Director:
Edward Bernds
Director:
Edward Bernds
J.M. Benton, Justice of the Peace:
My new piano!
Larry: [shoving J.M.Benton out of the way] Shut up!
Larry: [shoving J.M.Benton out of the way] Shut up!
--
Larry Fine
in
Brideless Groom
(1947)
Year: 1946
Director:
Edward Bernds
Director:
Edward Bernds
Governor:
You shall die! I'll throw you to the togers!
Moe: Give us a chance!
Larry: Be a sport too!
Governor: You want a chance?
Larry: Yeah!
Governor: Very well, you may choose the manner in which you will die.
Larry: Uh, that;s easy! Old age!
[they all laugh]
Moe: Give us a chance!
Larry: Be a sport too!
Governor: You want a chance?
Larry: Yeah!
Governor: Very well, you may choose the manner in which you will die.
Larry: Uh, that;s easy! Old age!
[they all laugh]
--
Larry Fine
in
Three Little Pirates
(1946)
Marshall Boring:
[eyeing Larry, who is dressed as a woman] Come here, my little edelweiss. Zit on my lap.
Larry: [looking at the overweight general] What lap?
Larry: [looking at the overweight general] What lap?
--
Larry Fine
in
Higher Than a Kite
Year: 1947
Director:
Jules White
Director:
Jules White
Prof. Sedletz:
You with the mattress head, now, if I gave you a dollar and your father gave you a dollar, how many dollars would you have?
Larry: One dollar.
Prof. Sedletz: You don't know your arithmetic.
Larry: You don't know my father!
Larry: One dollar.
Prof. Sedletz: You don't know your arithmetic.
Larry: You don't know my father!
--
Larry Fine
in
Half-Wits Holiday
(1947)
Ralph:
[Larry and Shemp attempt to leave the mansion] Don't go away, gentlemen, we may need all of you! Hahahahahahaha!
Shemp, Larry: Hehehehehehehe!
[Larry and Shemp both get spooked]
Shemp: I don't like the looks of that guy!
Larry: Me neither!
Shemp, Larry: Hehehehehehehe!
[Larry and Shemp both get spooked]
Shemp: I don't like the looks of that guy!
Larry: Me neither!
--
Larry Fine
in
Dopey Dicks
Mrs. Katsby:
Oh, Professor Von Stooper?
Larry: Stupid?
[pointing to Curly]
Larry: I guess you mean him!
Larry: Stupid?
[pointing to Curly]
Larry: I guess you mean him!
Year: 1961
Director:
Walter Lang*Frank Tashlin
Director:
Walter Lang*Frank Tashlin
Snow White:
I love you just as you are, all three of you.
Larry: Gee. Only our mother ever said that without laughing in our faces.
Larry: Gee. Only our mother ever said that without laughing in our faces.
--
Larry Fine
in
Snow White and the Three Stooges
(1961)
Year: 1958
Director:
Jules White
Director:
Jules White
Prof. Quackenbush:
Hey, you, with the mattresshead. If I gave you a dollar, and your father gave you a dollar - how many dollars would you have?
Larry: One dollar.
Prof. Sedlitz: You don't know your arithmetic.
Larry: You don't know my father.
Larry: One dollar.
Prof. Sedlitz: You don't know your arithmetic.
Larry: You don't know my father.
--
Larry Fine
in
Pies and Guys
(1958)
Year: 1936
Director:
Jack White
Director:
Jack White
Capt. Burke:
...wouldn't know a shell from a boat.
Larry: What'd he say?
Moe: He says you smell like a goat.
Larry: Oh, yeah? Same to you!
Larry: What'd he say?
Moe: He says you smell like a goat.
Larry: Oh, yeah? Same to you!
--
Larry Fine
in
Half Shot Shooters
(1936)
Year: 1953
Director:
Jules White
Director:
Jules White
--
Larry Fine
in
Pardon My Backfire
(1953)