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Film Quotes by Larry Fine

55 quotes
If a Body Meets a Body
Year: 1945

Director:
Jules White
Larry Mink: [about Curly's soup] Smells like a dead horse!
Malice in the Palace
Year: 1949

Director:
Jules White
Larry: [after Hassan, Ginna, Moe, and Shemp think he's killed a dog and a cat, he comes out to serve the food] Here you are, gentlemen. Hot dogs, when it comes to cookin' are the cat's meow.
Healthy, Wealthy and Dumb
Year: 1938

Director:
Del Lord
Larry: [carrying a boiling kettle] I got it! Hot water always melts glue.
[Moe begins thrashing as Larry holds him and pours the water onto his mouth]
Moe: [angry] What do you think I am, a lobster? Tryin' to boil me alive?
Larry: [while being slapped in the head by Moe] Well, hot water always melts glue!
A Missed Fortune
Year: 1952

Director:
Jules White
Larry: [ordering room service] Send up a dozen bottles of champagne. A dozen. Dozen! Spell it? Make it twelve instead.
Brideless Groom
Year: 1947

Director:
Edward Bernds
Larry: [to a woman in the hallway] Say, Miss, would you like to get married?
Woman in Hallway: [taken aback] What?
Larry: Get married?
Woman in Hallway: Well, I don't know, but you are kid of cute at that.
Larry: [blushing] Oh, it's not me, it's him.
[points to Shemp, whose face is pressed up to the window of the phone booth. He makes an ugly face and has the phone cord in his mouth. The woman screams, then slaps Larry across the face, and walks off]
Larry: [to Curly] What're ya doin' with that rifle? Don't you know any better than to use a rifle? You might miss him!
[Grabs a shotgun]
Larry: Here, use a shotgun!
We Want Our Mummy
Year: 1939

Director:
Del Lord
Larry: [to Curly] When they find out you killed the mummy, they'll kill us!
No Dough Boys
Year: 1944

Director:
Jules White
Larry: [to Hugo] So you Rat-zis want the world! Well TAKE it!
[crashes a globe over Hugo's head]
Larry: Don't use a rifle, you might miss. Use a shotgun.
The Three Stooges Meet Hercules
Year: 1962

Director:
Edward Bernds
Larry: Hey, Moe's got pretty good rhythm, eh?