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Film Quotes by Kirk Douglas

108 quotes
Along the Great Divide
Year: 1951

Director:
Raoul Walsh
Billy Shear: If she's as good cooking as she's at ambushing, what have we got to lose?
Marshal Len Merrick: Only our lives.
-- Kirk Douglas (as Marshal Len Merrick) in Along the Great Divide (1951)
Cast a Giant Shadow
Year: 1966

Director:
Melville Shavelson
Magda Simon: Michael! Michael! Oh, Mike... It's so good to see you after so long... I'm sorry. I'm very late. How are you?
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus: How do I look?
Magda Simon: Tired, like you've been making love to all the girls in America.
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus: Eh, it's good to be back!
-- Kirk Douglas (as Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus) in Cast a Giant Shadow (1966)
Cast a Giant Shadow
Year: 1966

Director:
Melville Shavelson
Magda Simon: Remember, if we are stopped by a British patrol, we are off for a weekend in the country.
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus: And you are my sister.
Magda Simon: Do you have good sex with your wife?
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus: What goes on in that pretty head of yours?
Magda Simon: Andre's not very good in bed.
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus: Well, just close your eyes and tell the doctor everything.
-- Kirk Douglas (as Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus) in Cast a Giant Shadow (1966)
Man Without a Star
Year: 1955

Director:
King Vidor
Jeff Jimson: [after prodding by Dempsey in front of the lady owner, Jeff has shown he can't shoot] You didn't have to make a fool out of me in front of her.
Dempsey Rae: I didn't make a fool out of you, kid. You have to do that yourself.
Cast a Giant Shadow
Year: 1966

Director:
Melville Shavelson
Emma Marcus: Did you ever notice we don't have any children?
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus: Only me.
-- Kirk Douglas (as Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus) in Cast a Giant Shadow (1966)
Last Train from Gun Hill
Year: 1959

Director:
John Sturges
Craig Belden: Suppose I could locate them for you?
Marshal Matt Morgan: I'd take them both back to Pawley. They'll stand trial for rape and murder.
-- Kirk Douglas (as Marshal Matt Morgan) in Last Train from Gun Hill (1959)
Last Train from Gun Hill
Year: 1959

Director:
John Sturges
Craig Belden: What about Petey? You ain't getting out of this alive. Now you know that. That boy is going to be an orphan. You thought about that?
Marshal Matt Morgan: You've already got me dead. How'd I die? The only way I could die today is for you to kill me and that's a problem... Your problem.
-- Kirk Douglas (as Marshal Matt Morgan) in Last Train from Gun Hill (1959)
Last Train from Gun Hill
Year: 1959

Director:
John Sturges
Craig Belden: You're leavin' on the next train. I own the sheriff! I own this town! I own every man in it! You're leavin' on the next train, Matt!
Marshal Matt Morgan: All right, Craig. The last train leaves at 9:00. I'll be on it... but there'll be two men with me, and one of them'll have a cut on his cheek.
-- Kirk Douglas (as Marshal Matt Morgan) in Last Train from Gun Hill (1959)
Lust for Life
Year: 1956

Director:
Vincente Minnelli*George Cukor
Paul Gauguin: With all your talk of emotion, all I see when I look at your work is just that you paint too fast!
Vincent Van Gogh: You look too fast!
-- Kirk Douglas (as Vincent Van Gogh) in Lust for Life (1956)
Cast a Giant Shadow
Year: 1966

Director:
Melville Shavelson
Jacob Zion: They told you, I suppose, that I have a terrible temper.
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus: I served in Germany under General "blood-and-guts" Patton. You're a pussycat.
-- Kirk Douglas (as Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus) in Cast a Giant Shadow (1966)