Film Quotes by Kirk Douglas
108 quotes
Year: 1952
Director:
Vincente Minnelli
Director:
Vincente Minnelli
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Kirk Douglas
(as Jonathan Shields)
in
The Bad and the Beautiful
(1952)
Year: 1966
Director:
Melville Shavelson
Director:
Melville Shavelson
Maj. Safir:
Colonel Marcus?
Bert Harrison: Merry Christmas.
Maj. Safir: My name is Safir, and my business is private.
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus: Bert Harrison, my law partner. Mr. Safir, who conducts his private business in Macy's window.
Bert Harrison: Merry Christmas.
Maj. Safir: My name is Safir, and my business is private.
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus: Bert Harrison, my law partner. Mr. Safir, who conducts his private business in Macy's window.
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Kirk Douglas
(as Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus)
in
Cast a Giant Shadow
(1966)
Year: 1955
Director:
King Vidor
Director:
King Vidor
[Dempsey has just given Jeff Jimson a quick-draw and gun-twirling lesson]
Jeff Jimson: Aw, Demps, when do I learn THAT?!
Dempsey Rae: You don't. That's all a lotta hogwash, kid. Look, know this: twirlin' a gun never saved a man's life. There's only one thing you gotta learn. (Pulls his gun and fires) Get it out fast! And then...put it...away...slow. Get what I mean, kid?
Jeff Jimson: Aw, Demps, when do I learn THAT?!
Dempsey Rae: You don't. That's all a lotta hogwash, kid. Look, know this: twirlin' a gun never saved a man's life. There's only one thing you gotta learn. (Pulls his gun and fires) Get it out fast! And then...put it...away...slow. Get what I mean, kid?
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Kirk Douglas
in
Man Without a Star
(1955)
Year: 1954
Director:
Richard Fleischer
Director:
Richard Fleischer
[Donning diving gear]
Ned Land: Fine way to go huntin'. I knew there'd be a catch to this.
Conseil: Seems you can't do anything on this boat without getting wet.
Ned Land: Hey, I feel like I'm keepin' a fish outta work.
Ned Land: Fine way to go huntin'. I knew there'd be a catch to this.
Conseil: Seems you can't do anything on this boat without getting wet.
Ned Land: Hey, I feel like I'm keepin' a fish outta work.
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Kirk Douglas
(as Ned Land)
in
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
(1954)
Year: 1956
[In order to rescue Wes, Johnny must defeat Gray Wolf to a fight to the death]
Wes Todd: What does that mean?
Johnny Hawks: I gotta fight him for your hide.
Wes Todd: What happens if you lose?
Johnny Hawks: Well, my troubles will be over... yours will just begin.
Wes Todd: What does that mean?
Johnny Hawks: I gotta fight him for your hide.
Wes Todd: What happens if you lose?
Johnny Hawks: Well, my troubles will be over... yours will just begin.
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Kirk Douglas
in
The Indian Fighter
(1956)
Year: 1963
Director:
George Seaton
Director:
George Seaton
[last lines]
Pvt. O.A. Dennison: Nice day.
Sgt. P.J. Briscoe: Kid, any day a war ends is a nice day.
Pvt. O.A. Dennison: Nice day.
Sgt. P.J. Briscoe: Kid, any day a war ends is a nice day.
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Kirk Douglas
in
The Hook
(1963)
Year: 1960
Director:
Stanley Kubrick
Director:
Stanley Kubrick
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Kirk Douglas
(as Spartacus)
in
Spartacus
(1960)
Year: 1960
Director:
Richard Quine
Director:
Richard Quine
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Kirk Douglas
in
Strangers When We Meet
(1960)