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Film Quotes by Joan Crawford

106 quotes
Love on the Run
Year: 1936

Director:
W.S. Van Dyke
Michael 'Mike' Anthony: Hmmm! Looks like we're going to spend the night with some pretty important ghosts, all them Louises.
Sally Parker: Well, I'd rather enjoy meeting Richelieu. I want to see if he really looks like George Arliss.
Love on the Run
Year: 1936

Director:
W.S. Van Dyke
Michael 'Mike' Anthony: I wonder where we are. Get out those maps there, will ya.
Sally Parker: What color is it down there?
Michael 'Mike' Anthony: Pinkish brown.
Sally Parker: Pinkish brown... We're over Persia.
Dancing Lady
Year: 1933

Director:
Robert Z. Leonard
Patch Gallagher: Say... what's this you're dishing out?
[last lines]
Janie 'Duchess' Barlow: Can't you take it?
Female on the Beach
Year: 1955

Director:
Joseph Pevney
Drummond Hall: How do you like your coffee?
Lynn Markham: Alone!
-- Joan Crawford (as Lynn Markham) in Female on the Beach (1955)
Flamingo Road
Year: 1949

Director:
Michael Curtiz
Sheriff Titus Semple: Now me, I never forget anything.
Lane Bellamy: You know sheriff; we had an elephant in our carnival with a memory like that. He went after a keeper that he'd held a grudge against for almost 15 years. Had to be shot. You just wouldn't believe how much trouble it is to dispose of a dead elephant.
-- Joan Crawford (as Lane Bellamy) in Flamingo Road (1949)
Mildred Pierce
Year: 1945

Director:
Michael Curtiz
Monte: We weren't expecting you Mildred, obviously.
Veda: It's just as well you know. I'm glad you know.
Mildred: How long has this been going on?
-- Joan Crawford (as Mildred Pierce) in Mildred Pierce (1945)
Johnny Guitar
Year: 1954

Director:
Nicholas Ray
Emma: I'm going to kill you.
Vienna: I know. If I don't kill you first.
-- Joan Crawford (as Vienna) in Johnny Guitar (1954)
Above Suspicion
Year: 1943

Director:
Richard Thorpe
Richard Myles: Darling, the less you know, or appear to know, the better.
Frances Myles: That's what my mother told me the night I came out in Boston.
-- Joan Crawford (as Frances Myles) in Above Suspicion (1943)
Laughing Sinners
Year: 1931

Director:
Harry Beaumont
Howard 'Howdy' Palmer: [annoyed and impatiently waiting to get by a kissing Ivy and Howdy] Well, anytime you get through.
Ivy 'Bunny' Stevens: Mister, we never get through.
No More Ladies
Year: 1935

Director:
Edward H. Griffith*George Cukor
Sheridan 'Sherry': And so they were married and lived unhappily ever afterwards.
Marcia Townsend Warren: I'll tell you one thing. It's going to be the most marvelous party in the world or it's going to be a Hell, so watch out.
Sheridan 'Sherry': I've always wondered if there really is a Hell.
Marcia Townsend Warren: Well, my lad, you'll have a sporting chance to find out.