Editor Lees Berger: Will Old World sophistication win over New World virility? - William Demarest in Love on the Run (1936)

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Sally Parker: [Discovering a bottle of milk] Oh, a bottle of milk from Marie Antoinette's bath! Michael 'Mike' Anthony: [Sardonically] If that was left for her, it's sour by now. - Clark Gable in Love on the Run (1936)

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Sally Parker: May I have a cigarette? Or do they have little capsules of poison in them? - Joan Crawford in Love on the Run (1936)

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Sally Parker: They put my impacted wisdom tooth on the front page, this should make newspaper history. - Joan Crawford in Love on the Run (1936)

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Sally Parker: Who do you think you're talking to? Michael 'Mike' Anthony: I'm talking to a fairly attractive dame with too much dough for her own good. - Clark Gable in Love on the Run (1936)

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Sally Parker: Who is it? Michael 'Mike' Anthony: Louis. Sally Parker: Louis who? Michael 'Mike' Anthony: Pick a number from 1 to 14. - Clark Gable in Love on the Run (1936)

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Fontainbleau Palace Caretaker: We must hurry. At 12 o'clock I turn into a pumpkin. - Donald Meek in Love on the Run (1936)

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Michael 'Mike' Anthony: [Putting Sally in a closet] If anybody comes, make a noise like a broom. - Clark Gable in Love on the Run (1936)

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Michael 'Mike' Anthony: Hmmm! Looks like we're going to spend the night with some pretty important ghosts, all them Louises. Sally Parker: Well, I'd rather enjoy meeting Richelieu. I want to see if he really looks like George Arliss. - Joan Crawford in Love on the Run (1936)

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Michael 'Mike' Anthony: I wonder where we are. Get out those maps there, will ya. Sally Parker: What color is it down there? Michael 'Mike' Anthony: Pinkish brown. Sally Parker: Pinkish brown... We're over Persia. - Joan Crawford in Love on the Run (1936)

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