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Film Quotes by Jack Lemmon

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Under the Yum Yum Tree
Year: 1963

Director:
David Swift
Under the Yum Yum Tree
Hogan: I always feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're gonna feel all day.
-- Jack Lemmon (as Hogan) in Under the Yum Yum Tree (1963)
Under the Yum Yum Tree
Year: 1963

Director:
David Swift
Under the Yum Yum Tree
Hogan: Merciful heavens, will there ever be a respite!
-- Jack Lemmon (as Hogan) in Under the Yum Yum Tree (1963)
Days of Wine and Roses
Year: 1962

Director:
Blake Edwards
Days of Wine and Roses
Joe Clay: Well, anything worth having is worth suffering for, isn't it?
-- Jack Lemmon (as Joe Clay) in Days of Wine and Roses (1962)
The Wackiest Ship In the Army
Year: 1960

Director:
Richard Murphy
The Wackiest Ship In the Army
Lt. Rip Crandall: This hulk is commissioned? As what?
Ens. Tommy J. Hanson: It's unclassified, sir.
Lt. Rip Crandall: Uncla-? I can believe that!
-- Jack Lemmon in The Wackiest Ship In the Army (1960)
Irma la Douce
Year: 1963

Director:
Billy Wilder
Irma la Douce
Nestor Patou: Now I'm mad. Now I'm really mad. And when I'm mad, I'm like a tiger!
-- Jack Lemmon (as Nestor Patou / Lord X) in Irma la Douce (1963)
It Should Happen to You
Year: 1954

Director:
George Cukor
It Should Happen to You
Pete Sheppard: Well, goodbye and bad luck, Mr. Adams.
-- Jack Lemmon in It Should Happen to You (1954)
The Great Race
Year: 1965

Director:
Blake Edwards
The Great Race
Professor Fate: I'd like to see the great Leslie try that!
-- Jack Lemmon (as Professor Fate / Crown Prince Frederick Hoepnick) in The Great Race (1965)
The Great Race
Year: 1965

Director:
Blake Edwards
The Great Race
Professor Fate: Leslie escaped?
General: With a small friar.
Professor Fate: Leslie escaped with a chicken?
-- Jack Lemmon (as Professor Fate / Crown Prince Frederick Hoepnick) in The Great Race (1965)
The Great Race
Year: 1965

Director:
Blake Edwards
The Great Race
Professor Fate: Sh-sh-sh-sh-shut up!
-- Jack Lemmon (as Professor Fate / Crown Prince Frederick Hoepnick) in The Great Race (1965)
The Great Race
Year: 1965

Director:
Blake Edwards
The Great Race
Professor Fate: The eternal struggle takes time, Max.
-- Jack Lemmon (as Professor Fate / Crown Prince Frederick Hoepnick) in The Great Race (1965)