Gladys Glover: I haven't changed. I'm the same as I was before - only in a different way.

- Judy Holliday in It Should Happen to You (1954)

Gladys Glover: Listen, Peter, I'm over twenty-one.
Pete Sheppard: From the neck down, yeah.

- Jack Lemmon in It Should Happen to You (1954)

Gladys Glover: Well... I think... if they're big enough, they're old enough.

- Judy Holliday in It Should Happen to You (1954)

Pete Sheppard: Well, goodbye and bad luck, Mr. Adams.

- Jack Lemmon in It Should Happen to You (1954)

[after meeting Gladys in central Park]
Pete Sheppard: Good luck to you, Gladys. I sure hope you make a name for yourself, if that's what you want. If that's what you really want, you'll get it.
Gladys Glover: How?
Pete Sheppard: I don't know. Just a theory of mine: that not only 'where there's a will, there's a way'... but, 'where's there's a way, there's a will'. See?

- Jack Lemmon in It Should Happen to You (1954)

Bert Piazza: [discussing an ad campaign] But what's the angle?
Evan Adams III: The 'average American girl!'
Robert Grau: A lot of penetration there.

- Whit Bissell in It Should Happen to You (1954)