Film Quotes by Hans Conried
15 quotes
Year: 1953
Director:
Roy Rowland
Director:
Roy Rowland
Bart Collins:
I don't think the piano is my instrument.
Dr. Terwilliker: What other instruments are there, pray tell? Scratchy violins, screechy piccolos, nauseating trumpets, et cetera, et cetera?
Dr. Terwilliker: What other instruments are there, pray tell? Scratchy violins, screechy piccolos, nauseating trumpets, et cetera, et cetera?
--
Hans Conried
in
The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T
(1953)
Year: 1950
Director:
Robert Florey
Director:
Robert Florey
Charlie McCarthy:
[about the Magic Mirror] That's probably some kind of a hopped-up television set.
Slave in the Magic Mirror: Television?
[infuriated]
Slave in the Magic Mirror: TELEVISION?
[Thunder crashes and lightning flashes inside the mirror; everyone gasps]
Walt Disney: Whoa! Steady, old boy! Take it easy.
Slave in the Magic Mirror: Television, ha! I have never been so insulted in all my unborn days.
Slave in the Magic Mirror: Television?
[infuriated]
Slave in the Magic Mirror: TELEVISION?
[Thunder crashes and lightning flashes inside the mirror; everyone gasps]
Walt Disney: Whoa! Steady, old boy! Take it easy.
Slave in the Magic Mirror: Television, ha! I have never been so insulted in all my unborn days.
--
Hans Conried
in
One Hour in Wonderland
(1950)
Year: 1953
Director:
Richard Quine
Director:
Richard Quine
Ben Ali:
I beg your pardon. I realize they haven't been invented yet, but have you got a match?
--
Hans Conried
in
Siren of Bagdad
(1953)
Year: 1953
Director:
Richard Quine
Director:
Richard Quine
Ben Ali:
Imagine that. My name up in candles.
--
Hans Conried
in
Siren of Bagdad
(1953)
Year: 1957
Director:
Arnold Laven
Director:
Arnold Laven
Dr. Jess Rogers:
From the instant they're born, they're hungry.
--
Hans Conried
(as Dr. Jess Rogers)
in
The Monster That Challenged the World
(1957)
Year: 1957
Director:
Arnold Laven
Director:
Arnold Laven
Dr. Jess Rogers:
We must remember that these creatures can travel over land, too.
--
Hans Conried
(as Dr. Jess Rogers)
in
The Monster That Challenged the World
(1957)
Year: 1943
Director:
Edward Dmytryk*Irving Reis
Director:
Edward Dmytryk*Irving Reis
Dr. Schmidt:
To the boys of Adolf Hitler, this hour can have but one meaning. At this hour when the Earth is closest to the Sun, when it is consecrating itself to the Sun, we have only one thought: we too must be close to our Sun. We too must consecrate our lives to our Sun, and the Sun that shines for us is Adolf Hitler. Attention! You will repeat after me the oath of allegiance to our Fuehrer! "I consecrate my life to Hitler."
[Boys repeat]
Dr. Schmidt: "I am ready to sacrifice my life for Hitler."
[Boys repeat]
Dr. Schmidt: "I am ready to die for Hitler."
[Boys repeat]
Dr. Schmidt: "My Savior, my Fuehrer!"
[Boys repeat]
[Boys repeat]
Dr. Schmidt: "I am ready to sacrifice my life for Hitler."
[Boys repeat]
Dr. Schmidt: "I am ready to die for Hitler."
[Boys repeat]
Dr. Schmidt: "My Savior, my Fuehrer!"
[Boys repeat]
--
Hans Conried
(as Dr. Graf)
in
Hitler's Children
(1943)
Year: 1953
Director:
Roy Rowland
Director:
Roy Rowland
Dr. Terwilliker:
[singing] I want my lavender spats!
--
Hans Conried
in
The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T
(1953)
Year: 1953
Director:
Roy Rowland
Director:
Roy Rowland
Dr. Terwilliker:
"the idiotic cock-eyed flum-dummery"
--
Hans Conried
in
The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T
(1953)
Year: 1949
Director:
George Marshall
Director:
George Marshall
Professor Kropotkin:
My little pigeon!
Seymour: Who's a pigeon?
Professor Kropotkin: It's only me, Professor Kropotkin.
Jane Stacy: Well, hello, Professor.
Irma Peterson: Hi, Professor.
Professor Kropotkin: Oh, Jane and Irma, my two little proud beauties! One with her head in the air and the other with air in her head.
Seymour: Who's a pigeon?
Professor Kropotkin: It's only me, Professor Kropotkin.
Jane Stacy: Well, hello, Professor.
Irma Peterson: Hi, Professor.
Professor Kropotkin: Oh, Jane and Irma, my two little proud beauties! One with her head in the air and the other with air in her head.
--
Hans Conried
in
My Friend Irma
(1949)