Film Quotes by Fred Clark
9 quotes
Donald J. Penney, SIC man:
Sometimes I suspect that you forget you're a member of Secret Intelligence Command. You're a SIC man.
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Fred Clark
in
Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine
(1965)
Dwight Babcock:
[Angrily] I am going to turn this kid into a decent, God-fearing Christian if I have to break every bone in his body!
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Fred Clark
(as Dwight Babcock)
in
Auntie Mame
(1958)
Dwight Babcock:
For nine years, Mame Dennis Burnside, I have done everything in my power to protect this boy from your idiotic, cockeyed nincompoopery.
--
Fred Clark
(as Dwight Babcock)
in
Auntie Mame
(1958)
Oliver Stone:
Waiter! Bottle of ginger ale for Mr. Flagg!
Waiter: [disappointed that it's not champagne] Bottle of ginger ale for Mr. Flagg.
Oliver Stone: Domestic!
Waiter: [disappointed that it's not champagne] Bottle of ginger ale for Mr. Flagg.
Oliver Stone: Domestic!
--
Fred Clark
in
Living It Up
(1954)
Tower Guard:
[after taking LSD] Hey. Hey, you look like a flower.
Tower Guard: That's funny. I feel like a flower!
Tower Guard: That's funny. I feel like a flower!
--
Fred Clark
(as Tower Guard)
in
Skidoo
(1968)
Tower Guard:
[referring to a hot-air balloon] It's a great, big, beautiful blob of nothing!
Tower Guard: Yeah!
Tower Guard: It wants me. It wants me. It loves me... but why is it going away?
Tower Guard: Yeah!
Tower Guard: It wants me. It wants me. It loves me... but why is it going away?
--
Fred Clark
(as Tower Guard)
in
Skidoo
(1968)
Tower Guard:
I see the Green Bay Packers... and they're all naked!
--
Fred Clark
(as Tower Guard)
in
Skidoo
(1968)
Betty Schaefer:
Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Gillis, but I just didn't think it was any good. I found it flat and trite.
Joe Gillis: Exactly what kind of material do you recommend? James Joyce? Dostoyevsky?
Betty Schaefer: I just think that pictures should say a little something.
Joe Gillis: Oh, one of the message kids. Just a story won't do. You'd have turned down Gone With the Wind.
Sheldrake: No, that was me. I said, "Who wants to see a Civil War picture?"
Joe Gillis: Exactly what kind of material do you recommend? James Joyce? Dostoyevsky?
Betty Schaefer: I just think that pictures should say a little something.
Joe Gillis: Oh, one of the message kids. Just a story won't do. You'd have turned down Gone With the Wind.
Sheldrake: No, that was me. I said, "Who wants to see a Civil War picture?"
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Fred Clark
(as Sheldrake)
in
Sunset Boulevard
(1950)
Wally Cook:
Oh, come on, Oliver, where's your sense of humor?
Oliver Stone: [after she laughs] You were going to marry him. He would have done to you what he did to the paper.
[she stops laughing]
Wally Cook: [angrily] Why that two-timing little fraud!
Oliver Stone: Where's YOUR sense of humor?
Oliver Stone: [after she laughs] You were going to marry him. He would have done to you what he did to the paper.
[she stops laughing]
Wally Cook: [angrily] Why that two-timing little fraud!
Oliver Stone: Where's YOUR sense of humor?
--
Fred Clark
in
Living It Up
(1954)