Film Quotes by Chico Marx
51 quotes
Year: 1938
Director:
William A. Seiter
Director:
William A. Seiter
Harry Binelli:
I still think it's a terrible play, but it makes a wonderful rehearsal.
--
Chico Marx
(as Harry Binelli)
in
Room Service
(1938)
Year: 1937
Director:
Sam Wood
Director:
Sam Wood
Tony:
[to Stuffy] Morgan fired you, huh? He wanted you to throw the race?
Gil: Wanted Stuffy to be crooked, eh?
Tony: Yeah, you know he's honest!
[Stuffy's hand starts to creep into ice cream cart - Tony slams the lid of his down onto it]
Tony: He's honest, but you gotta watch him a little.
Gil: Wanted Stuffy to be crooked, eh?
Tony: Yeah, you know he's honest!
[Stuffy's hand starts to creep into ice cream cart - Tony slams the lid of his down onto it]
Tony: He's honest, but you gotta watch him a little.
--
Chico Marx
(as Tony)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
Year: 1937
Director:
Sam Wood
Director:
Sam Wood
Tony:
Getta your tootsie-frootsie ice cream!
--
Chico Marx
(as Tony)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
Year: 1937
Director:
Sam Wood
Director:
Sam Wood
Tony:
Well, that's-a fine. Now we owe the Sheriff a hundred and twenty dollars and a sock.
--
Chico Marx
(as Tony)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
Year: 1933
Director:
Leo McCarey
Director:
Leo McCarey
Mrs. Teasdale:
Your Excellency, I thought you'd left!
Chicolini: Oh no, I no leave.
Mrs. Teasdale: But I saw you with my own eyes!
Chicolini: Well, who you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?
Chicolini: Oh no, I no leave.
Mrs. Teasdale: But I saw you with my own eyes!
Chicolini: Well, who you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?
--
Chico Marx
(as Chicolini)
in
Duck Soup
(1933)
Year: 1935
Director:
Sam Wood*Edmund Goulding
Director:
Sam Wood*Edmund Goulding
[Driftwood opens a drawer in his trunk to find Tomasso sleeping]
Otis B. Driftwood: That can't be my shirt, my shirt doesn't snore.
Fiorello: Shh! Don't wake him up. He's got insomnia, he's trying to sleep it off.
Otis B. Driftwood: That can't be my shirt, my shirt doesn't snore.
Fiorello: Shh! Don't wake him up. He's got insomnia, he's trying to sleep it off.
--
Chico Marx
(as Fiorello)
in
A Night at the Opera
(1935)
Year: 1935
Director:
Sam Wood*Edmund Goulding
Director:
Sam Wood*Edmund Goulding
[in reference to Tomasso]
Otis B. Driftwood: Wouldn't it be simpler if you just had him stuffed?
Fiorello: He's no olive.
Otis B. Driftwood: Wouldn't it be simpler if you just had him stuffed?
Fiorello: He's no olive.
--
Chico Marx
(as Fiorello)
in
A Night at the Opera
(1935)
Year: 1933
Director:
Leo McCarey
Director:
Leo McCarey
[reporting on shadowing Firefly]
Chicolini: Monday we watch-a Firefly's house, but he no come he wasn't home. Tuesday we go to the ball game, but he fool us: he no show up. Wednesday HE go to the ball game, but we fool him, WE no show up. Thursday it was a double-header, nobody show up. Friday it rained all day, there was no ball game, so we stayed home, we listen to it over the radio.
Chicolini: Monday we watch-a Firefly's house, but he no come he wasn't home. Tuesday we go to the ball game, but he fool us: he no show up. Wednesday HE go to the ball game, but we fool him, WE no show up. Thursday it was a double-header, nobody show up. Friday it rained all day, there was no ball game, so we stayed home, we listen to it over the radio.
--
Chico Marx
(as Chicolini)
in
Duck Soup
(1933)
Year: 1937
Director:
Sam Wood
Director:
Sam Wood
[Stuffy blows a balloon during a medical exam]
Dr. Hackenbush: If that's his adam's apple, he's got yellow fever.
Tony: He's got in-grown balloons.
Dr. Hackenbush: If that's his adam's apple, he's got yellow fever.
Tony: He's got in-grown balloons.
--
Chico Marx
(as Tony)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
Year: 1937
Director:
Sam Wood
Director:
Sam Wood
[Stuffy is getting an examination]
Dr. Hackenbush: Say "ah!"
[Stuffy opens his mouth, but says nothing]
Dr. Hackenbush: Louder!
[Stuffy does the same thing]
Dr. Hackenbush: Louder!
[Stuffy does the same thing. Dr. Hackenbush starts to leave]
Tony: What are you doing?
Dr. Hackenbush: I'm going to get my ears checked. I'm deaf.
Tony: You're not deaf. It's just him.
Dr. Hackenbush: Say "ah!"
[Stuffy opens his mouth, but says nothing]
Dr. Hackenbush: Louder!
[Stuffy does the same thing]
Dr. Hackenbush: Louder!
[Stuffy does the same thing. Dr. Hackenbush starts to leave]
Tony: What are you doing?
Dr. Hackenbush: I'm going to get my ears checked. I'm deaf.
Tony: You're not deaf. It's just him.
--
Chico Marx
(as Tony)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)