Film Quotes by Chico Marx
51 quotes
Year: 1935
Director:
Sam Wood*Edmund Goulding
Director:
Sam Wood*Edmund Goulding
Otis B. Driftwood:
Don't you know what duplicates are?
Fiorello: Sure, those five kids up in Canada.
Fiorello: Sure, those five kids up in Canada.
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Chico Marx
(as Fiorello)
in
A Night at the Opera
(1935)
Year: 1935
Director:
Sam Wood*Edmund Goulding
Director:
Sam Wood*Edmund Goulding
Otis B. Driftwood:
Say, I just remembered, I came back here looking for somebody. You don't know who it is, do you?
Fiorello: It's a funny thing, it just slipped my mind.
Fiorello: It's a funny thing, it just slipped my mind.
--
Chico Marx
(as Fiorello)
in
A Night at the Opera
(1935)
Year: 1935
Director:
Sam Wood*Edmund Goulding
Director:
Sam Wood*Edmund Goulding
--
Chico Marx
(as Fiorello)
in
A Night at the Opera
(1935)
Year: 1933
Director:
Leo McCarey
Director:
Leo McCarey
Rufus T. Firefly:
Chicolini, I need you badly right now. What'll ya' take to come back and work for me again?
Chicolini: I'll take a vacation.
Rufus T. Firefly: Good. You're hired!... Now, go out on that battlefield and lead those men to victory. Go on, they're waiting for you!
Chicolini: I wouldn't go out there unless I was in one of those big iron things, go up and down like this... What do you call-a those things?
Rufus T. Firefly: Tanks.
Chicolini: You're welcome!
Chicolini: I'll take a vacation.
Rufus T. Firefly: Good. You're hired!... Now, go out on that battlefield and lead those men to victory. Go on, they're waiting for you!
Chicolini: I wouldn't go out there unless I was in one of those big iron things, go up and down like this... What do you call-a those things?
Rufus T. Firefly: Tanks.
Chicolini: You're welcome!
--
Chico Marx
(as Chicolini)
in
Duck Soup
(1933)
Year: 1933
Director:
Leo McCarey
Director:
Leo McCarey
Rufus T. Firefly:
Hey! Do you want to be a public nuisance?
Chicolini: Sure! How much does the job pay?
Chicolini: Sure! How much does the job pay?
--
Chico Marx
(as Chicolini)
in
Duck Soup
(1933)
Year: 1933
Director:
Leo McCarey
Director:
Leo McCarey
Rufus T. Firefly:
How would you like a job in the mint?
Chicolini: Mint? No, no, I no like a mint. Uh, what other flavor you got?
Chicolini: Mint? No, no, I no like a mint. Uh, what other flavor you got?
--
Chico Marx
(as Chicolini)
in
Duck Soup
(1933)
Year: 1933
Director:
Leo McCarey
Director:
Leo McCarey
Rufus T. Firefly:
Look at Chicolini. He sits there alone, an abject figure...
Chicolini: [immediately] I abject!
Chicolini: [immediately] I abject!
--
Chico Marx
(as Chicolini)
in
Duck Soup
(1933)
Year: 1933
Director:
Leo McCarey
Director:
Leo McCarey
Rufus T. Firefly:
Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?
Chicolini: Well, I tell you what I think, I think we should have a standing army.
Rufus T. Firefly: Why should we have a standing army?
Chicolini: Because then we save money on chairs.
Chicolini: Well, I tell you what I think, I think we should have a standing army.
Rufus T. Firefly: Why should we have a standing army?
Chicolini: Because then we save money on chairs.
--
Chico Marx
(as Chicolini)
in
Duck Soup
(1933)
Year: 1933
Director:
Leo McCarey
Director:
Leo McCarey
Rufus T. Firefly:
Now, what is it that has four pairs of pants, lives in Philadelphia, and it never rains but it pours?
Chicolini: Atsa good one. I give you three guesses.
Rufus T. Firefly: Now let me see. Has four pair of pants, lives in Philadelphia... Is it male or female?
Chicolini: No, I no think so.
Rufus T. Firefly: Is he dead?
Chicolini: Who?
Rufus T. Firefly: I don't know. I give up.
Chicolini: I give up, too.
Chicolini: Atsa good one. I give you three guesses.
Rufus T. Firefly: Now let me see. Has four pair of pants, lives in Philadelphia... Is it male or female?
Chicolini: No, I no think so.
Rufus T. Firefly: Is he dead?
Chicolini: Who?
Rufus T. Firefly: I don't know. I give up.
Chicolini: I give up, too.
--
Chico Marx
(as Chicolini)
in
Duck Soup
(1933)
Year: 1939
Director:
Edward Buzzell
Director:
Edward Buzzell
Antonio Pirelli:
If you please, Mistah Carter?
John Carter: What do you want?
Antonio Pirelli: Can I have a month off next August?
John Carter: What for?
Antonio Pirelli: Well, you see, my lawyer, he got-a me a divorce, and one month every year I win the custody of my wife's parents.
John Carter: What do you want?
Antonio Pirelli: Can I have a month off next August?
John Carter: What for?
Antonio Pirelli: Well, you see, my lawyer, he got-a me a divorce, and one month every year I win the custody of my wife's parents.
--
Chico Marx
(as Antonio)
in
At the Circus
(1939)