Film Quotes by Chico Marx
51 quotes
Year: 1933
Director:
Leo McCarey
Director:
Leo McCarey
First Judge:
That sort of testimony we can eliminate.
Chicolini: Atsa fine. I'll take some.
First Judge: You'll take what?
Chicolini: Eliminate. A nice, cold glass eliminate.
Chicolini: Atsa fine. I'll take some.
First Judge: You'll take what?
Chicolini: Eliminate. A nice, cold glass eliminate.
--
Chico Marx
(as Chicolini)
in
Duck Soup
(1933)
Year: 1938
Director:
William A. Seiter
Director:
William A. Seiter
Leo Davis:
Well, if you fellows don't mind, I'm going to wash up.
Harry Binelli: Yeah, go ahead. The rest of us are already washed up.
Harry Binelli: Yeah, go ahead. The rest of us are already washed up.
--
Chico Marx
(as Harry Binelli)
in
Room Service
(1938)
Year: 1938
Director:
William A. Seiter
Director:
William A. Seiter
Leo Davis:
You've been in jail?
Harry Binelli: Sure, it's'a not so bad. You behave and they make you a trustee.
Harry Binelli: Sure, it's'a not so bad. You behave and they make you a trustee.
--
Chico Marx
(as Harry Binelli)
in
Room Service
(1938)
Year: 1933
Director:
Leo McCarey
Director:
Leo McCarey
Vera Marcal:
If you're found, you're lost!
Chicolini: Oh, you crazy. How can I be lost if I'm found?
Chicolini: Oh, you crazy. How can I be lost if I'm found?
--
Chico Marx
(as Chicolini)
in
Duck Soup
(1933)
Year: 1937
Director:
Sam Wood
Director:
Sam Wood
Dr. Hackenbush:
Dr. Hackenbush:
[examining Stuffy with an auriscope]
Dr. Hackenbush: I haven't seen anything like this in years. The last time I saw a head like that was in a bottle of formaldehyde.
Tony: Told you he was sick.
Dr. Hackenbush: [pointing to Stuffy's neck] That's all pure desecration along there. He's got about a 15% metabolism, with an overactive thyroid and a glandular affectation of about 3%.
Tony: That's bad.
Dr. Hackenbush: With a 1% mentality.
[Stuffy grins]
Dr. Hackenbush: He's what we designate as the crummy moronic type. All in all, this is the most gruesome looking piece of blubber I've ever peered at.
Tony: Hey doc. Hey doc!
Dr. Hackenbush: Huh?
Tony: You gotta the looking glass turned around, you're looking at yourself.
[examining Stuffy with an auriscope]
Dr. Hackenbush: I haven't seen anything like this in years. The last time I saw a head like that was in a bottle of formaldehyde.
Tony: Told you he was sick.
Dr. Hackenbush: [pointing to Stuffy's neck] That's all pure desecration along there. He's got about a 15% metabolism, with an overactive thyroid and a glandular affectation of about 3%.
Tony: That's bad.
Dr. Hackenbush: With a 1% mentality.
[Stuffy grins]
Dr. Hackenbush: He's what we designate as the crummy moronic type. All in all, this is the most gruesome looking piece of blubber I've ever peered at.
Tony: Hey doc. Hey doc!
Dr. Hackenbush: Huh?
Tony: You gotta the looking glass turned around, you're looking at yourself.
--
Chico Marx
(as Tony)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
Year: 1937
Director:
Sam Wood
Director:
Sam Wood
Dr. Hackenbush:
Here's a ten-dollar bill and shoot the change, will you?
Tony: I got-a no change. I'll have to give you nine more books.
Tony: I got-a no change. I'll have to give you nine more books.
--
Chico Marx
(as Tony)
in
A Day at the Races
(1937)
Year: 1938
Director:
William A. Seiter
Director:
William A. Seiter
--
Chico Marx
(as Harry Binelli)
in
Room Service
(1938)
Year: 1929
Director:
Robert Florey*Joseph Santley
Director:
Robert Florey*Joseph Santley
Hammer:
Hey, hey! You know that suitcase is empty?
Chico: That's all right. We fill it up before we leave.
Chico: That's all right. We fill it up before we leave.
--
Chico Marx
in
The Cocoanuts
(1929)
Year: 1929
Director:
Robert Florey*Joseph Santley
Director:
Robert Florey*Joseph Santley
Hammer:
Now here is a little peninsula and here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland.
Chico: Why a duck?
Chico: Why a duck?
--
Chico Marx
in
The Cocoanuts
(1929)
Year: 1929
Director:
Robert Florey*Joseph Santley
Director:
Robert Florey*Joseph Santley
Hammer:
What would you like? Would you like a suite on the third floor?
Chico: No. I'll take a Pollack in the basement.
Chico: No. I'll take a Pollack in the basement.
--
Chico Marx
in
The Cocoanuts
(1929)