Quotes from Texas Across the River (1966)
12 quotes
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Sam Hollis:
Baldy's grave is down by the corral. The jury dug it before the trial started.
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Dean Martin
(as Sam Hollis)
in
Texas Across the River
(1966)
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Capt. Rodney Stimpson:
Finish digging that grave, Sergeant.
Lt. Sibley: Sergeant? But Rodney... Capt. Rodney Stimpson: What was that, Corporal?
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Peter Graves
(as Capt. Stimpson)
in
Texas Across the River
(1966)
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Kronk:
White man speak with forked tongue.
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Joey Bishop
(as Kronk)
in
Texas Across the River
(1966)
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Phoebe Ann Naylor:
Well, it's plain to see you're no gentleman!
[admiring Phoebe Ann's figure barely concealed by a wet blanket] Sam Hollis: Well, it's plain to see you're not one, either.
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Dean Martin
(as Sam Hollis)
in
Texas Across the River
(1966)
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Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy:
Ten paces.
Sam Hollis: Ten paces? Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: Why, that is customary. Do you wish to give the command to begin or shall I? Sam Hollis: I don't know what you got in mind, Baldy, but I'm here for a shootout. Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: Precisely. You take ten steps that way; I take ten steps this way. Then we turn... Sam Hollis: Turn? Step? I ain't here for no square dance! Now which end of town do you want to come from?
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Dean Martin
(as Sam Hollis)
in
Texas Across the River
(1966)
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Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy:
This is night. Are you going to sleep?
Sam Hollis: Well, it ain't healthy to travel through Comanche territory in the daytime, so we'll travel at night. Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: Oh, when we ride, the savage sleeps. Yes? Sam Hollis: Yep. Them Comanches believe the moon is an evil spirit.
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Dean Martin
(as Sam Hollis)
in
Texas Across the River
(1966)
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Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy:
You stand so; I stand so. And then...
Sam Hollis: Back to back? Now what kind of shootout is that? Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: Please Sam Hollis. I have dueled many times in Spain and I'm... Sam Hollis: But this isn't Spain - it's Texas! Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: Even a simple duel you cannot perform in a civilized manner! Sam Hollis: We have had civilized killings around here for years. I come from one end of town like this and you come from the other end... and you get the itch, you draw.
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Dean Martin
(as Sam Hollis)
in
Texas Across the River
(1966)
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[Baldy attempts to rescue an Indian girl from a rattlesnake wielding medicine man]
Sam Hollis: He either likes girls or he's crazy about snakes.
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Dean Martin
(as Sam Hollis)
in
Texas Across the River
(1966)
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[during an Indian attack, the settlers run out of ammunition]
Kronk: Gun empty. Sam Hollis: Yell, "Bang-bang." Kronk: For Comanche need bullets, not jokes.
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Joey Bishop
(as Kronk)
in
Texas Across the River
(1966)
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Peter Graves
(as Capt. Stimpson)
in
Texas Across the River
(1966)
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