Texas Across the River (1966) |
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| Director(s) | Michael Gordon |
| Producer(s) | Harry Keller |
| Top Genres | Comedy, Western |
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Dean Martin(as Sam Hollis)
Texas Across the River
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1966
Texas Across the River
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1966
Dean Martin
(as Sam Hollis)
Joey Bishop(as Kronk)
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1966
Texas Across the River
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1966
Joey Bishop
(as Kronk)
Peter Graves(as Capt. Stimpson)
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1966
Texas Across the River
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1966
Peter Graves
(as Capt. Stimpson)
Michael Ansara(as Iron Jacket)
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1966
Texas Across the River
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1966
Michael Ansara
(as Iron Jacket)
Andrew Prine(as Lt. Sibley)
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1966
Texas Across the River
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1966
Andrew Prine
(as Lt. Sibley)
Roy Barcroft(as Morton)
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1966
Texas Across the River
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1966
Roy Barcroft
(as Morton)
Don Beddoe(as Mr. Naylor)
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1966
Texas Across the River
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1966
Don Beddoe
(as Mr. Naylor)
Richard Farnsworth(as Medicine Man)
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1966
Texas Across the River
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1966
Richard Farnsworth
(as Medicine Man)
Texas Across the River Overview:
Texas Across the River (1966) was a Comedy - Western Film directed by Michael Gordon and produced by Harry Keller.
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Texas Across the River (1966) with Dean Martin
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Texas Across the River Quotes:
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy:
Ten paces.
Sam Hollis: Ten paces?
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: Why, that is customary. Do you wish to give the command to begin or shall I?
Sam Hollis: I don't know what you got in mind, Baldy, but I'm here for a shootout.
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: Precisely. You take ten steps that way; I take ten steps this way. Then we turn...
Sam Hollis: Turn? Step? I ain't here for no square dance! Now which end of town do you want to come from?
Sam Hollis: Ten paces?
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: Why, that is customary. Do you wish to give the command to begin or shall I?
Sam Hollis: I don't know what you got in mind, Baldy, but I'm here for a shootout.
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: Precisely. You take ten steps that way; I take ten steps this way. Then we turn...
Sam Hollis: Turn? Step? I ain't here for no square dance! Now which end of town do you want to come from?
[during an Indian attack, the settlers run out of ammunition]
Kronk: Gun empty.
Sam Hollis: Yell, "Bang-bang."
Kronk: For Comanche need bullets, not jokes.
Kronk: Gun empty.
Sam Hollis: Yell, "Bang-bang."
Kronk: For Comanche need bullets, not jokes.
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy:
You stand so; I stand so. And then...
Sam Hollis: Back to back? Now what kind of shootout is that?
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: Please Sam Hollis. I have dueled many times in Spain and I'm...
Sam Hollis: But this isn't Spain - it's Texas!
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: Even a simple duel you cannot perform in a civilized manner!
Sam Hollis: We have had civilized killings around here for years. I come from one end of town like this and you come from the other end... and you get the itch, you draw.
Sam Hollis: Back to back? Now what kind of shootout is that?
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: Please Sam Hollis. I have dueled many times in Spain and I'm...
Sam Hollis: But this isn't Spain - it's Texas!
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: Even a simple duel you cannot perform in a civilized manner!
Sam Hollis: We have had civilized killings around here for years. I come from one end of town like this and you come from the other end... and you get the itch, you draw.
Phoebe Ann Naylor:
Well, it's plain to see you're no gentleman!
[admiring Phoebe Ann's figure barely concealed by a wet blanket]
Sam Hollis: Well, it's plain to see you're not one, either.
[admiring Phoebe Ann's figure barely concealed by a wet blanket]
Sam Hollis: Well, it's plain to see you're not one, either.
Sam Hollis:
Baldy's grave is down by the corral. The jury dug it before the trial started.
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