Robert Winters: That's you Sir. Tom Winters: Who Sir? Me Sir? Robert Winters: Yes Sir, you Sir. - Charles Herbert (as Robert Winters) in Houseboat (1958)

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Tom: [after yelling at his son] Now where were we? Cinzia Zaccardi: [She turns on the spray paint and sprays him in the face on purpose] Oops. Tom: Thank you, Michelagelo. - Cary Grant (as Tom Winters) in Houseboat (1958)

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Carolyn Gibson: Who's Cinzia? Elizabeth Winters: Cinzia's our maid. She doesn't know how to cook. Carolyn Gibson: So I see. Where's your father? Elizabeth Winters: Oh, he's doing the laundry for the weekend at the laundromat. We have to bring the clothes there becaue Cinzia doesn't know how to wash. Carolyn Gibson: Just whatdoes she do? Elizabeth Winters: Oh everything! - Mimi Gibson (as Elizabeth Winters) in Houseboat (1958)

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Angelo Donatello: Did you make up your mind about the boat? You wanna rent, do you wanna buy, you wanna make a deal? Tom Winters: It's a leaky, broken down soggy derelict that'll probably sink and dump us all into the river --- but I wouldn't think of living any other place. Yeh, I'll make a deal. - Cary Grant (as Tom Winters) in Houseboat (1958)

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Angelo Donatello: My brother once took a dame like that to the Sons of Italy Ball. Boom! He's married and ever since, he's been having sons of Italy all over the place. You know what I mean? - Harry Guardino (as Angelo Donatello) in Houseboat (1958)

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Angelo Donatello: You're beautiful and I love you. I don't ever wanna see you again! - Harry Guardino (as Angelo Donatello) in Houseboat (1958)

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Arturo Zaccardi: I can lock her in her room. I can take her to Italy. But the only way I can keep her is to let her go away. I'm too old and too tired to run after her anymore. It's your turn. And a terrible time she'll give you! Cinzia! Come out here at once! If you do one thing EVER to hurt her -- make her cry again -- I'll have your heart cut out if I have to go to the mafia! - Eduardo Ciannelli (as Arturo Zaccardi) in Houseboat (1958)

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Cinzia Zaccardi: (finding out Tom Winters just got engaged) Married??? Tom Winters: That was what I was about to tell you. Cinzia Zaccardi: Please, would you do me the honor to go straight to hell. If I don't say it right, I don't care! - Sophia Loren (as Cinzia Zaccardi) in Houseboat (1958)

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Cinzia Zaccardi: Dolce fa niente! (How sweet to do nothing!) - Sophia Loren (as Cinzia Zaccardi) in Houseboat (1958)

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Cinzia Zaccardi: Mr. Donatello, you have a certain native charm. Please reserve it for the natives. - Sophia Loren (as Cinzia Zaccardi) in Houseboat (1958)

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