Calamity Jane: [singing] At last my heart's an open door / And my secret love's no secret any more. - Doris Day (as Calamity Jane) in Calamity Jane (1953)

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Calamity Jane: [singing] Hi Joe / say where'd you get them fancy clothes? / I know / off some fella's laundry line. / Hi Bow / aren't you the prairie rose / Smell like a watermelon vine. - Doris Day (as Calamity Jane) in Calamity Jane (1953)

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Calamity Jane: [while in Chicago, sees a store window with wigs on display] Scalps! - Doris Day (as Calamity Jane) in Calamity Jane (1953)

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Calamity Jane: Enjoy the show! - Doris Day (as Calamity Jane) in Calamity Jane (1953)

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Calamity Jane: Excitement? Why, I got more arrows in the back of that coach than a porcupine has got stickers! - Doris Day (as Calamity Jane) in Calamity Jane (1953)

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Calamity Jane: I got a strange feelin' somebody's bein' hustled. - Doris Day (as Calamity Jane) in Calamity Jane (1953)

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Calamity Jane: Look at these! Silk, pure silk! I'll bet her mother spun 'em! - Doris Day (as Calamity Jane) in Calamity Jane (1953)

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Calamity Jane: Make mine sarsparilly! - Doris Day (as Calamity Jane) in Calamity Jane (1953)

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Calamity Jane: That's better. Next time I tell a story, keep your hands in your *pockets* you toothless old buffalo! - Doris Day (as Calamity Jane) in Calamity Jane (1953)

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Calamity Jane: This town ain't big enough! Not for me and that frilled-up, flirtin', man-rustlin' petticoat, it ain't! - Doris Day (as Calamity Jane) in Calamity Jane (1953)

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