Quotes from Calamity Jane (1953)

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Doris Day
Calamity Jane: Whip, crack, away!
- Doris Day (as Calamity Jane) in Calamity Jane (1953)

Dick Wesson
Henry Miller: [looks inside stage coach] Is there a woman in here?
[Indians are looking at and touching Frances clothes and bag inside the stage coach]
Francis Fryer: No sir. Just Indians.
- Dick Wesson (as Francis Fryer) in Calamity Jane (1953)

Howard Keel
[Bill is dressed as an Indian woman with a baby]
Calamity Jane: Gosh almighty, it's Bill Hickok!
[proceeds to laugh along with everyone else]
Wild Bill Hickok: [hands baby over] Here take him.
[stands up]
Wild Bill Hickok: The next man that laughs is gonna get his head ventilated.
[silence and Bill sits down. Calamity laughs again after a few moments]
- Howard Keel (as Wild Bill Hickok) in Calamity Jane (1953)

Doris Day
[the singer is a man in drag]
Wild Bill Hickok: She ain't very good lookin'
Calamity Jane: That ain't all she ain't.
- Doris Day (as Calamity Jane) in Calamity Jane (1953)

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