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Emma Allen:
[Regarding the inn] This place used to be a grist mill and a barn. Now it's a Tyrolean haunted house.
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Mary Wickes
(as Emma Allen)
in
White Christmas
(1954)
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Betty Haynes:
[singing "I Wish I Was Back In The Army"] The soldiers and the WACs / The WACs who dressed in slacks / Dancing cheek-to-cheek and pants-to-pants.
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Rosemary Clooney
(as Betty Haynes)
in
White Christmas
(1954)
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Betty Haynes:
[singing on the train] I want to wash my hands, my face, my hair with snow.
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Rosemary Clooney
(as Betty Haynes)
in
White Christmas
(1954)
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Betty Haynes:
Look who's talking about guilt!
Bob Wallace: What do you mean by that? Betty Haynes: I mean you shouldn't mix fairy tales with liverwurst and buttermilk. Bob Wallace: What did you have for lunch today? Betty Haynes: I didn't have lunch. Bob Wallace: Maybe you ought to eat some.
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Bing Crosby
(as Bob Wallace)
in
White Christmas
(1954)
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Betty Haynes:
Mr. Bones? Mr. Bones? How do you feel, Mr. Bones?
Phil Davis: Rattlin'! Betty Haynes: Mr. Bones feels rattlin'. Ha ha. That's a good one. Tell a little story, Mr. Bones. Bob Wallace: A funny little story, Mr. Bones! Phil Davis: How do you stop an angry dog from biting you on Monday? Betty Haynes: That joke is old. The answer is to kill the dog on Sunday! Phil Davis: That's not how you stop a dog from biting you on Monday! Betty Haynes: How do you bring a thing about? Phil Davis: Have the doggy's teeth pulled out! Betty Haynes: Oh, Mr. Bones, that's terrible! Phil Davis: Uh-huh. Betty Haynes, Bob Wallace: Yes, Mr. Bones, that's terrible! Phil Davis: Uh-huh.
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Danny Kaye
(as Phil Davis)
in
White Christmas
(1954)
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Betty Haynes:
Why, all of a sudden, are people so concerned about my eating habits? Why don't people just leave me alone?
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Rosemary Clooney
(as Betty Haynes)
in
White Christmas
(1954)
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Judy Haynes:
[about Betty] I've got a flash for you: she's a real slow mover.
Phil Davis: I've got a flash right back for you: she's in there with the champ.
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Danny Kaye
(as Phil Davis)
in
White Christmas
(1954)
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Judy Haynes:
[about Betty] Yesterday, she couldn't sleep. Today, she won't eat. She's in love.
Phil Davis: Well if that's love, somebody goofed.
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Danny Kaye
(as Phil Davis)
in
White Christmas
(1954)
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Judy Haynes:
[after creating her phony engagement with Phil] Don't you think we ought to kiss or something?
Phil Davis: [Obviously nervous] Not until it's absolutely necessary.
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Danny Kaye
(as Phil Davis)
in
White Christmas
(1954)
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Judy Haynes:
[to Phil] You are not exactly Superman, but you are awfully available.
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Vera-Ellen
(as Judy Haynes)
in
White Christmas
(1954)
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