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Phil Davis:
Give me one reason, one good reason, why we should spend our last two hours in Florida looking at the sisters of Freckle-Face Haynes, the dog-faced boy.
Bob Wallace: Let's just say we're doing it for an old pal in the army. Phil Davis: Well, it's not good, but it's a reason.
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Danny Kaye
(as Phil Davis)
in
White Christmas
(1954)
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Phil Davis:
How can a guy *that* ugly have the nerve to have sisters?
Bob Wallace: Very brave parents.
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Bing Crosby
(as Bob Wallace)
in
White Christmas
(1954)
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Phil Davis:
How much is "wow"?
Bob Wallace: It's right in between, uh, "ouch" and "boing". Phil Davis: Wow!
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Danny Kaye
(as Phil Davis)
in
White Christmas
(1954)
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Phil Davis:
I want you to get married. I want you to have nine children. And if you only spend five minutes a day with each kid, that's forty-five minutes, and I'd at least have time to go out and get a massage or something.
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Danny Kaye
(as Phil Davis)
in
White Christmas
(1954)
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Phil Davis:
In some ways, you're far superior to my cocker spaniel.
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Danny Kaye
(as Phil Davis)
in
White Christmas
(1954)
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Phil Davis:
It's cozier, isn't it? Boy, girl, boy, girl.
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Danny Kaye
(as Phil Davis)
in
White Christmas
(1954)
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Phil Davis:
Oh,I hope I can take back the electric blanket back.
Bob Wallace: Where's that? Phil Davis: Under the underwear.
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Danny Kaye
(as Phil Davis)
in
White Christmas
(1954)
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Phil Davis:
That's very funny. Ho, ho, ho. The crooner is now becoming the comic.
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Danny Kaye
(as Phil Davis)
in
White Christmas
(1954)
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Phil Davis:
We like to take care of our friends.
Betty Haynes: But we're practically strangers! Phil Davis: Uh, we like to take care of that too. Betty Haynes: But I don't understand. Why are you doing this? I mean, what's in it for you? Phil Davis: Forty-five minutes all to myself.
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Danny Kaye
(as Phil Davis)
in
White Christmas
(1954)
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Phil Davis:
When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting, whatever it is you've got left.
Bob Wallace: When I figure out what that means I'll come up with a crushing reply.
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Bing Crosby
(as Bob Wallace)
in
White Christmas
(1954)
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