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Mark Wallace:
My skin is made of asbestos.
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Albert Finney
(as Mark Wallace)
in
Two for the Road
(1967)
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Mark Wallace:
We agreed before we were married that we weren't going to have any children.
Joanna Wallace: And before we were married we *didn't*.
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Audrey Hepburn
(as Joanna Wallace)
in
Two for the Road
(1967)
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Mark Wallace:
What kind of people just sit in a restaurant and don't say one word to each other?
Joanna Wallace: Married people?
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Audrey Hepburn
(as Joanna Wallace)
in
Two for the Road
(1967)
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Mark Wallace:
Why is it whenever you give a woman everything she wants she gets so bloody-minded?
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Albert Finney
(as Mark Wallace)
in
Two for the Road
(1967)
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[Before getting married, hitchhikers Mark and Joanna spend a night in a hotel together]
Mark Wallace: This is completely against my principles. Joanna Wallace: Good. I hate to think that it happened all the time. Mark Wallace: I had absolutely no intention of sleeping in hotels.
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Albert Finney
(as Mark Wallace)
in
Two for the Road
(1967)
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[Joanna waves her hand suspiciously over her drink]
Mark Wallace: What are you doing? Joanna Wallace: Just trying to discover where the strings are attached.
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Audrey Hepburn
(as Joanna Wallace)
in
Two for the Road
(1967)
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[Mark and Joanna see a bickering couple]
Mark Wallace: That's marriage for you. Joanna Wallace: That's marriage for *them*. Mark Wallace: That's marriage - full stop.
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Albert Finney
(as Mark Wallace)
in
Two for the Road
(1967)
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Audrey Hepburn
(as Joanna Wallace)
in
Two for the Road
(1967)
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