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Herb Edelman
(as Murray)
in
The Odd Couple
(1968)
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[about Felix]
Oscar Madison: I know him. He's too nervous to kill himself. Wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.
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Walter Matthau
(as Oscar Madison)
in
The Odd Couple
(1968)
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[about how tense Felix is]
Oscar Madison: Look at this. You're the only man in the world with clenched hair.
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Walter Matthau
(as Oscar Madison)
in
The Odd Couple
(1968)
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[In Oscar's absence, Felix succeeds in reducing himself and the Pidgeon sisters to tears]
Oscar Madison: [coming from the kitchen with drinks] Is everybody happy?
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Walter Matthau
(as Oscar Madison)
in
The Odd Couple
(1968)
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Murray:
A whole bottle of pills! My God, get an ambulance!
Oscar Madison: Wait a minute, will ya? We don't even know what kind! Murray: What difference does it make? He took a whole bottle! Oscar Madison: Well, maybe they were vitamins! He could be the healthiest one in the room!
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Walter Matthau
(as Oscar Madison)
in
The Odd Couple
(1968)
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Oscar Madison:
Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use it.
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Walter Matthau
(as Oscar Madison)
in
The Odd Couple
(1968)
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Oscar Madison:
I'm in for a quarter.
Murray: Aren't you going to look at your cards first? Oscar Madison: What for? I'm gonna bluff anyway. Who gets a Pepsi? Murray: I get a Pepsi. Oscar Madison: My friend Murray the policeman gets a warm Pepsi. Roy: You still didn't fix the refrigerator. It's been two weeks now - no wonder it stinks in here. Oscar Madison: Temper, temper. If I wanted nagging, I'd go back with my wife. I'm out. Who wants food? Murray: What do you got? Oscar Madison: I got, uh, brown sandwiches and, uh, green sandwiches. Which one do you want? Murray: What's the green? Oscar Madison: It's either very new cheese or very old meat. Murray: I'll take the brown. [Oscar hands Murray a sandwich which Murray starts wolfing down] Roy: Are you crazy? You're not going to eat that, are you? Murray: I'm hungry! Roy: His refrigerator has been out of order for two weeks now. I saw milk standing in there that wasn't even in the bottle! Oscar Madison: What are you, some kind of health nut? Eat, Murray, eat!
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Walter Matthau
(as Oscar Madison)
in
The Odd Couple
(1968)
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Oscar Madison:
Felix, what about next Friday night? You're not gonna break up the poker game, are you?
Felix Ungar: Me, never! Marriage may come and go, but the game must go on. So long, Frances. [leaves] Oscar Madison: So long, Blanche. [sits down at the poker table] Oscar Madison: Well, what are we gonna do, are we just gonna sit around or are we gonna play poker? Roy: [they all chime in] Let's play some poker! Felix Ungar: Hey boys, boys, boys, let's watch the cigarette butts, shall we? This is my house, not a pigsty.
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Jack Lemmon
(as Felix Ungar)
in
The Odd Couple
(1968)
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