Johnnie: I reiterate...
Newton: So do I!
Johnnie: I reiterate...
Newton: Captain, are you going to let him get away with that? I reiterated first.

- Robert Woolsey (as Newton) in The Nitwits (1935)

Newton: He walked out on us. Remind me to hate him, will you?

- Robert Woolsey (as Newton) in The Nitwits (1935)

Newton: I cut his ear from throat to throat.

- Robert Woolsey (as Newton) in The Nitwits (1935)

Newton: I shot him through the heart.
Capt. Jennings: Winfield Lake was shot in the head.
Newton: Well, his heart was in his mouth.

- Robert Woolsey (as Newton) in The Nitwits (1935)

Newton: It's the greatest idea I've ever had. And, boy, you know I've had a lot of them.
Johnnie: Yeah, but none of them ever worked.
Newton: A mere coincidence.

- Robert Woolsey (as Newton) in The Nitwits (1935)

Newton: Sonny, you've got the brain of a six-year-old boy. And I'll bet even he was glad to get rid of it.

- Robert Woolsey (as Newton) in The Nitwits (1935)

Newton: What kind of snuff you want? The left-handed or the right-handed kind?
Sleepy: I want the sniffin' kind.

- Willie Best (as Sleepy) in The Nitwits (1935)