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Patty O'Neill:
If Cynthia came down now and cried over you a little and fussed over you right bit, I bet...
Donald Gresham: Let's not talk about Cynthia. Patty O'Neill: Well, she called me a "professional virgin". That's what I came back to talk about. Not Cynthia, don't worry, only what she said. Donald Gresham: It was a rather unfortunate phrase and I was mad... Patty O'Neill: May I ask why does Cynthia object to virgins? Donald Gresham: Look, nobody in their right mind could seriously object to being called a virgin. Patty O'Neill: OK, but it's this "professional" that makes me mad. I'd like to have that explained. Donald Gresham: It's not necessary to advertise it. That's really all the phrase means. Patty O'Neill: What's wrong with advertising? Donald Gresham: [exasperated] People who advertise are anxious to *sell* something!
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William Holden
(as Donald Gresham)
in
The Moon Is Blue
(1953)
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Patty O'Neill:
Oh, c'mon. You don't want to stay up here alone.
David Slater: Haven't the faintest intention of being alone. You decide to leave, I should probably call up a dame I know and ask her to come over. Patty O'Neill: Don't say "dame", it's vulgar. At least say "girl" David Slater: This girl *is* quite vulgar. In the sense that she is earthy and uninhibited. By common definition she is essentially a dame rather than a girl. She's a lot of fun. Patty O'Neill: Then why don't you ask *her* to marry you? David Slater: Because she'll lose all respect for me if I made such an idiotic suggestion.
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David Niven
(as David Slater)
in
The Moon Is Blue
(1953)
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Patty O'Neill:
Oh, I know! Let's not go out. Let's fix dinner up here. I am simply a sensational cook.
Donald Gresham: Well, unfortunately I haven't any sensational food. Patty O'Neill: Oh, you must have something. [opens the icebox] Patty O'Neill: I thought you surely must have some leftovers. You know, what I can do with leftovers is nobody's business! Do you like kadguree? Donald Gresham: I beg your pardon? Patty O'Neill: Kadguree. It's made with finnan haddie. Do you have any finnan haddie? Donald Gresham: I wouldn't be found dead with finnan haddie. Patty O'Neill: Aw, that's an awful thing to say. You haven't even tasted it. It's delicious.
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Maggie McNamara
(as Patty O'Neill)
in
The Moon Is Blue
(1953)
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Patty O'Neill:
You struck a woman?
David Slater: Why certainly. In fact I seldom strike anyone *but* a woman. Oh, I'm not the belligerent type. I'm also a coward. Donald Gresham: Now don't be too modest. Occasionally you'll strike a small man. David Slater: If he's defenseless, yes.
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David Niven
(as David Slater)
in
The Moon Is Blue
(1953)
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