Quotes from The Moon Is Blue (1953)

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David Niven
David Slater: If more fathers had ripped more phones out of more walls, more daughters wouldn't get into trouble.
- David Niven (as David Slater) in The Moon Is Blue (1953)

David Niven
David Slater: Now there's a man who's hard to please. He gripes when you're trying to be pure and he gripes when you're trying to be wanton.
- David Niven (as David Slater) in The Moon Is Blue (1953)

David Niven
David Slater: Would you consider our friend to be a man of... principles?
Patty O'Neill: I certainly do. He is charming.
David Slater: Yes, but I am told that I am not entirely without charm, but I have no principles whatsoever.
- David Niven (as David Slater) in The Moon Is Blue (1953)

Maggie McNamara
Patty O'Neill: Don't you ever eat meals up here?
Donald Gresham: Nope.
Patty O'Neill: No wonder you are so unhappy and maladjusted.
Donald Gresham: I am not a bit unhappy and my adjustment is just dandy!
Patty O'Neill: Well, I think it's awful to let this darling kitchen go to waste. This lovely icebox and stove. And that garbage disposal with nobody to use it. I want to cry, honestly.
- Maggie McNamara (as Patty O'Neill) in The Moon Is Blue (1953)

David Niven
Patty O'Neill: He has reasons for suspicion.
David Slater: Take my advice and let them lurk.
Patty O'Neill: What?
David Slater: Suspicion, my child, suspicion. The lurking doubt. Is she or isn't she? Does she or doesn't she? Will she or won't she? Suspicion, the most powerful aphrodisiac in the world.
- David Niven (as David Slater) in The Moon Is Blue (1953)

Maggie McNamara
Patty O'Neill: I am so glad you don't mind.
Donald Gresham: Mind what?
Patty O'Neill: Oh, men are usually so bored with virgins. I am so glad you are not.
- Maggie McNamara (as Patty O'Neill) in The Moon Is Blue (1953)

Maggie McNamara
Patty O'Neill: I just came back to ask you exactly what Cynthia meant when she called me a "professional virgin".
- Maggie McNamara (as Patty O'Neill) in The Moon Is Blue (1953)

David Niven
Patty O'Neill: I took my shoes off because my feet hurt.
David Slater: Oh, you should never say your feet hurt.
Patty O'Neill: Why not? They do.
David Slater: "My foot, singular, hurts" is an intriguing statement. "My feet, plural, hurt" is a rather sordid admission.
- David Niven (as David Slater) in The Moon Is Blue (1953)

Maggie McNamara
Patty O'Neill: I'm not being bossy. It's the mother instinct.
- Maggie McNamara (as Patty O'Neill) in The Moon Is Blue (1953)

David Niven
Patty O'Neill: I've cured more hangovers than you could shake a stick at.
David Slater: Never shake a stick at a hangover.
- David Niven (as David Slater) in The Moon Is Blue (1953)

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