Quotes from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

36 quotes
Eli Wallach
Tuco: I'm very happy you are working with me! And we're together again.
[pause]
Tuco: I get dressed, I kill him and be right back.
Blondie: Listen, I forgot to mention... He's not alone. There's five of 'em.
Tuco: Five?
Blondie: Yeah, five of 'em.
Tuco: So, that's why you came to Tuco.
[pause]
Tuco: It doesn't matter, I'll kill them all.

Eli Wallach
Tuco: One bastard goes in, another one comes out.

Eli Wallach
Tuco: There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting.

Eli Wallach
Tuco: There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door; those that come in by the window.

Eli Wallach
Tuco: You became a priest because you were too much of a coward to do what I do.

Eli Wallach
Tuco: You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass.

Eli Wallach
Tuco: You want to know who you are? Huh? You want to know who's son you are? You don't, I do, everybody does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you.

Eli Wallach
[a dying man has information Tuco wants]
Tuco: Don't die, I'll get you water. Stay there. Don't move, I'll get you water. Don't die until later.

Eli Wallach
[as they set out across the desert]
Tuco: If you save your breath I feel a man like you can manage it. And if you don't manage it, you'll die. Only slowly, very slowly old friend.

Clint Eastwood
[surveying some Civil War carnage]
Blondie: I've never seen so many men wasted so badly.

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