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Jackson:
The name on the grave is... water
Tuco: In the cemetary, okay, in the grave okay! But it must have a name or a number on it! Talk, damn you!
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Eli Wallach
(as Tuco)
in
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
(1966)
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Tuco:
[in the cave where his friends Pedro, Chico and Ramon are hiding] If you work for a living,why do you kill yourself working?
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Eli Wallach
(as Tuco)
in
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
(1966)
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Tuco:
[trying to read a grave that is marked "Unknown"] Un-k... un-k... there's no name on it.
Blondie: [showing him a stone] There's no name here, either. See, that's what Bill Carson told me. It was the grave marked "Unknown", right beside Arch Stanton.
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Clint Eastwood
(as Blondie)
in
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
(1966)
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Tuco:
[trying to read a note] "See you soon, id... " "id... " "ids... "
Blondie: [taking the note] "Idiots". It's for you.
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Clint Eastwood
(as Blondie)
in
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
(1966)
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Tuco:
Hey! Hey everybody look! He's giving him the filthy money! JUDAS! You sold my HIDE!
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Eli Wallach
(as Tuco)
in
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
(1966)
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Tuco:
Hurrah! Hurrah for the Confederacy! HURRAH! Down with General Grant! Hurrah for General... What's his name? Lee! LEE! Ha ha. God is with us because he hates the Yanks too. HURRAH!
Blondie: [spits] God is not on our side because he hates idiots also. [the commander of the cavalry patrol they've met reveals his blue uniform]
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Clint Eastwood
(as Blondie)
in
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
(1966)
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Tuco:
I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise. And sometimes they don't get up.
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Eli Wallach
(as Tuco)
in
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
(1966)
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Tuco:
I would like to piss, it's rough. I've been shaking up in this train nearly ten hours now.
Cpl. Wallace: You smell like a pig already. Let's try not to make things any worse.
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Mario Brega
(as Cpl. Wallace)
in
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
(1966)
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Tuco:
I'll kill you.
Blondie: If you do that... you'll always be poor... just like the greasy rat you are.
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Clint Eastwood
(as Blondie)
in
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
(1966)
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Tuco:
I'm looking for the owner of that horse. He's tall, blonde, he smokes a cigar, and he's a pig!
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Eli Wallach
(as Tuco)
in
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
(1966)
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