Virgil: After fifteen minutes I wanted to marry her, and after half an hour I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse.

- Woody Allen (as Virgil Starkwell) in Take the Money and Run (1969)

Virgil: Nobody wears beige to a bank robbery!

- Woody Allen (as Virgil Starkwell) in Take the Money and Run (1969)

Bank Teller #1: Does this look like "gub" or "gun"?
Bank Teller #2: Gun. See? But what does "abt" mean?
Virgil: It's "act". A-C-T. Act natural. Please put fifty thousand dollars into this bag and act natural.
Bank Teller #1: Oh, I see. This is a holdup?

- Woody Allen (as Virgil Starkwell) in Take the Money and Run (1969)

Virgil: Do you know if it's raining outside?

- Woody Allen (as Virgil Starkwell) in Take the Money and Run (1969)