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Joe:
What are you worried about? This job is going to last a long time.
Jerry: Well, suppose it doesn't? Joe: Jerry, boy, why do you have to paint everything so black? Suppose you got hit by a truck. Suppose the stock market crashes. Suppose Mary Pickford divorces Douglas Fairbanks. Suppose the Dodgers leave Brooklyn! Jerry: [Jerry notices the badge of an undercover agent at a nearby table] Joe...? Joe: Suppose Lake Michigan overflows. Jerry: Well, don't look now, but the whole town is underwater!
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Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)
in
Some Like It Hot
(1959)
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Junior (Joe):
[Kissing] I think you're on the right track.
Sugar: I must be. Your glasses are beginning to steam up.
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Marilyn Monroe
(as Sugar Kane Kowalczyk)
in
Some Like It Hot
(1959)
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Junior (Joe):
Syncopators. Does that mean you play that very fast music... jazz?
Sugar: Yeah. Real Hot. Junior (Joe): I guess some like it hot. I personally prefer classical music.
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Tony Curtis
(as Joe/Josephine)
in
Some Like It Hot
(1959)
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Junior (really Joe):
Look, if are you interested in whether I am married or not?
Sugar: Oh, I'm not interested at all. Junior: Well, I'm not. Sugar: That's very interesting!
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Marilyn Monroe
(as Sugar Kane Kowalczyk)
in
Some Like It Hot
(1959)
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Sig Poliakoff:
You're the wrong shape. Goodbye!
Joe: What are you looking for - hunchbacks or something? Sig Poliakoff: It's not the backs that worry me.
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Billy Gray
(as Sig Poliakoff)
in
Some Like It Hot
(1959)
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[at the booking office, trying to be hired]
Joe: What kind of a band is this, anyway? Sig Poliakoff: You gotta be under twenty-five. Jerry: We could pass for that. Sig Poliakoff: You gotta be blonde. Jerry: We could dye our hair. Sig Poliakoff: And you gotta be girls. Jerry: We could... Joe: No, we couldn't!
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Tony Curtis
(as Joe/Josephine)
in
Some Like It Hot
(1959)
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Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)
in
Some Like It Hot
(1959)
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Osgood: Right now, she [his mother] thinks I'm out there on my yacht - deep sea fishing!
Daphne: Well, pull in your reel, Mr. Fielding, you're barking up the wrong fish!
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Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)
in
Some Like It Hot
(1959)
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Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)
in
Some Like It Hot
(1959)
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Mulligan:
All right, Charlie; that the joint?
Toothpick Charlie: Yes, sir. Mulligan: Who runs it? Toothpick Charlie: I already told you. Mulligan: Refresh my memory. Toothpick Charlie: Spats Columbo. Mulligan: That's very refreshing; what's the password? Toothpick Charlie: "I've come to Grandma's funeral." Here's your admission card. [he gives Mulligan a mourning armband] Mulligan: Thanks, Charlie. Toothpick Charlie: "Now if you want a ringside table, just tell 'em that you're one of the pallbearers. Mulligan: OK, Charlie.
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Pat O'Brien
(as Det. Mulligan)
in
Some Like It Hot
(1959)
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