Daphne: [in the berth, with the lady band members passing food around and a corkscrew's been brought] Girls, keep it down! You'll wake up the neighbours downstairs, now Josephine... WATCH THAT CORKSCREW! - Jack Lemmon (as Jerry/Daphne) in Some Like It Hot (1959)

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Spats Colombo: [when his speakeasy is raided] What's the rap this time? Mulligan: Embalming people with coffee - 86 proof. - Pat O'Brien (as Det. Mulligan) in Some Like It Hot (1959)

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Spats Colombo: Hello, copper. What brings you to Miami? Mulligan: Heard you "opera lovers" were having a convention, so I thought I'd better be around in case anybody decided to sing. - Pat O'Brien (as Det. Mulligan) in Some Like It Hot (1959)

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Osgood: You know, I've always been *fascinated* by show business. Daphne: Is that so? Osgood: Yes. As a matter of fact it's cost my family quite a bit of money. Daphne: Oh, you invest in shows? Osgood: Showgirls. I've been married seven or eight times. Daphne: You're not sure? Osgood: Mama is keeping score. - Joe E. Brown (as Osgood Fielding III) in Some Like It Hot (1959)

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Mulligan: You shave with your spats on? Spats Colombo: I sleep with my spats on. - George Raft (as Spats Colombo) in Some Like It Hot (1959)

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Little Bonaparte: [thick Italian accent] Thank you, fellow opera-lovers. It's been ten years since I elected myself president of dis organization... an' if I say so myself, you made duh right choice. Let's look at duh record: In duh lass fissel year we made a hundred an' twelve million dollars before taxes... only we ain't paying no taxes! - Nehemiah Persoff (as Little Bonaparte) in Some Like It Hot (1959)

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Beinstock: [as Daphne falls up the train steps] . Whoops-a-daisy! [smacks his/her bottom] Daphne: Fresh! - Jack Lemmon (as Jerry/Daphne) in Some Like It Hot (1959)

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Toothpick Charlie: Look, chief, I better blow 'cause if Columbo sees me, it's gonna be "Goodbye Charlie!" Mulligan: Goodbye, Charlie. - Pat O'Brien (as Det. Mulligan) in Some Like It Hot (1959)

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Bouncer: [examining a golf bag] What's in here? Spats' Henchman: My golf clubs. The putter, niblick, number three iron... Bouncer: [pulling out a Tommy sub-machine gun] What's this? Spats' Henchman: My mashie! - Harry Wilson (as Spats' Henchman) in Some Like It Hot (1959)

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Sweet Sue: Idiot broads! Here we are, all packed, ready to leave for Miami, and what happens? The saxophone runs off with a Bible salesman, and the bass fiddle gets herself pregnant! Beinstock, I ought to fire you! Beinstock: Me? I'm the manager of the band, not the night watchman. - Dave Barry (as Beinstock) in Some Like It Hot (1959)

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