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His Niece:
[Last Lines] My Uncle Bill. But I still love him.
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Gloria Jean
in
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
(1941)
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His Niece:
We're falling 2,000 feet!
The Great Man: It's all right, dear. Don't start worrying 'til we get down 1,999. The last foot is dangerous.
-
W.C. Fields
in
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
(1941)
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His Niece:
Why didn't you ever marry?
The Great Man: I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
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W.C. Fields
in
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
(1941)
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Motorcycle Cop:
Where do you think you're going, to a fire?
The Great Man: Ah... Ah... maternity hospital. Motorcycle Cop: Okay, Tomato-Puss, follow me.
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W.C. Fields
in
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
(1941)
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[they're in the basket trying to figure out how to get it pulled up to the mountaintop - a rock falls on his head]
His Niece: Did it hurt you, uncle? The Great Man: No... how could a rock dropping from a thousand feet hurt your head?
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W.C. Fields
in
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
(1941)
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