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The Great Man:
[to an Englishman who has a limp in his walk] Whatsa matter? Did you sprain your ankle?
Bitten Englishman: No, no, no. A dog bit, bit me. The Great Man: Oh. Bitten Englishman: Yeah, I was playing, uh, croquet and I, and I dropped my mallet. And, uh, a little dachshund ran straight out and uh, and, and grabbed me by the fetlock. [Bending over to point to his ankle] The Great Man: Oh. [Looking BEHIND him in the bent-over position] The Great Man: Rather fortunate it wasn't a Newfoundland dog that bit you. Bitten Englishman: Uh, yes, rahther. The Great Man: Yeah. Bitten Englishman: I suppose so.
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Claud Allister
in
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
(1941)
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The Great Man:
Do you want to grow up and be dumb like Zasu Pitts?
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W.C. Fields
in
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
(1941)
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The Great Man:
Godfrey Daniel!
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W.C. Fields
in
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
(1941)
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The Great Man:
How'd you like to hide the egg and gurgitate a few saucers of mocha java?
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W.C. Fields
in
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
(1941)
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The Great Man:
Oh, for a Maxwell parachute!
Ouliotta Delight Hemogloben: What's a Maxwell parachute? The Great Man: Good until the last drop, dear.
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W.C. Fields
in
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
(1941)
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The Great Man:
Suffering sciatica! Last time is was pink elephants.
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W.C. Fields
in
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
(1941)
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The Great Man:
You're about to fall heir to a kitten's stocking.
Heckler: What's a kitten's stocking? The Great Man: A sock on the puss.
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W.C. Fields
in
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
(1941)
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The Producer:
This script is an insult to a man's intelligence. Even mine.
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W.C. Fields
in
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
(1941)
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W.C. Fields
in
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
(1941)
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His Niece:
[as things turn into chaos, at Fields' instigation, shaking her head] My uncle Bill...
[then, resolute] His Niece: But I still love him!
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Gloria Jean
in
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
(1941)
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