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Henry Dimsdale:
Hey, if money can't buy happiness, then this is a pretty crazy brand of misery.
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Bob Hope
(as Henry Dimsdale)
in
Eight on the Lam
(1967)
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Jonathan Winters
(as Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch / Mother Lynch)
in
Eight on the Lam
(1967)
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Henry Dimsdale:
Honey, we're talking about $10.000. Nobody can afford to lose that kind of money unless they have long hair and play a guitar.
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Bob Hope
(as Henry Dimsdale)
in
Eight on the Lam
(1967)
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Henry Dimsdale:
This house is a bargain for a family like ours. It's cheaper than bail. And, besides, we gotta figure a place to hide out until I can get my name cleared, if you can clear "mud."
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Bob Hope
(as Henry Dimsdale)
in
Eight on the Lam
(1967)
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Henry Dimsdale:
Well, hello, Honey. Hey, how about puttin' down your pencil and putting on some lipstick? I'm taking you out to dinner tonight to someplace special where you don't have to order the special.
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Bob Hope
(as Henry Dimsdale)
in
Eight on the Lam
(1967)
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Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch:
[as Golda gyrates around the kitchen] Hey, what're you doing?
Golda: I'm dancing. Oh, that music turns me on! Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch: Really? I thought you had a cold button somewhere.
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Jonathan Winters
(as Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch / Mother Lynch)
in
Eight on the Lam
(1967)
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Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch:
[thinking Golda has been sneaking around with his boss] How long has this been going on?
Golda: About thirty seconds. I knew you'd find out, sooner or later.
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Phyllis Diller
(as Golda)
in
Eight on the Lam
(1967)
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Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch:
[treed to the top of the refrigerator by the family dog] I wanted THIS kind of action, I'd have been a mailman.
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Jonathan Winters
(as Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch / Mother Lynch)
in
Eight on the Lam
(1967)
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Phyllis Diller
(as Golda)
in
Eight on the Lam
(1967)
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Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch:
That "other guy" happens to be my sweetheart.
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Jonathan Winters
(as Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch / Mother Lynch)
in
Eight on the Lam
(1967)
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