Golda: [at police headquarters] What kind of a third degree is THIS? Here I was, looking forward to something, and what do I get? No light in my eyes. All the water I want. No rubber hose. You haven't even hit me with a folded newspaper. Talk about police brutality! Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch: Lieutenant, we'll never get her to talk if she won't stop talking. - Jonathan Winters (as Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch / Mother Lynch) in Eight on the Lam (1967)

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Golda: You know, there's something sick about being so honest. Henry Dimsdale: You think I'm happy about it? But I gotta think about the kids. I got to set an example for 'em to follow. Golda: Some example! They'll grow up and try to become idiots. - Phyllis Diller (as Golda) in Eight on the Lam (1967)

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Ellie Barton: But I want to be with you. Henry Dimsdale: Yeah, but they wouldn't put me in a women's prison. - Bob Hope (as Henry Dimsdale) in Eight on the Lam (1967)

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Monica: Where you going? Mr. Pomeroy: Back to my wife. I can't stand her but at least she's loyal. Monica: Hm! You just can't trust a married man. - Jill St. John (as Monica) in Eight on the Lam (1967)

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Henry Dimsdale: [driving] Hey, I'll cut over and go up the on-ramp. Ellie Barton: The freeway? Won't it be easy to recognize us? Henry Dimsdale: Not up there. Everybody drives like a fugitive. - Bob Hope (as Henry Dimsdale) in Eight on the Lam (1967)

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Henry Dimsdale: [finding $10,000] Poor guy who lost this doesn't get it back, he'll empty his swimming pool and dive in. - Bob Hope (as Henry Dimsdale) in Eight on the Lam (1967)

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Henry Dimsdale: [to Golda] Listen, I don't mind you having a little snack, but with your appetite I have to keep counting the kids around here. - Bob Hope (as Henry Dimsdale) in Eight on the Lam (1967)

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Henry Dimsdale: [to himself] All I have to do now is figure out what I have to do now. Golda: [butting in] Get out of town. Henry Dimsdale: Hey, how do you know what happened? Golda: I've got wall-to-wall ears. - Phyllis Diller (as Golda) in Eight on the Lam (1967)

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Henry Dimsdale: Boy, I've got to get you out of here. You're breathing too much of this detergent. - Bob Hope (as Henry Dimsdale) in Eight on the Lam (1967)

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Henry Dimsdale: But, Marty, you believe me, don't ya? Marty: Of course. You're not bright enough to steal fifty thousand dollars. Henry Dimsdale: FIFTY thousand dollars? - Bob Hope (as Henry Dimsdale) in Eight on the Lam (1967)

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