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Alan Napier
(as Alfred)
in
Batman
(1966)
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Robin:
Holy jumble! Where's the hope of the world now?
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Robin:
Holy Long John Silver!
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Robin:
Holy nightmare!
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Robin:
Holy polaris!
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Robin:
It looks bad, Batman. This brassy bird has us buffaloed.
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Robin:
When you think, Batman, with those four supercrooks hangin' around, it's amazing somebody hasn't already reported this place to the police!
Batman: It's a low neighborhood, full of rumpots. They're used to curious sights, which they attribute to alcoholic delusions. Robin: Gosh, drink is sure a filthy thing, isn't it? I'd rather be dead than unable to trust my own eyes! |
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Commissioner Gordon:
Great day in the morning!
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Neil Hamilton
(as Commissioner Gordon)
in
Batman
(1966)
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Commissioner Gordon:
It could be any one of them... But which one? Which ones?
Batman: Pretty *fishy* what happened to me on that ladder... Commissioner Gordon: You mean where there's a fish there could be a Penguin? Robin: But wait! It happened at sea... Sea. C for Catwoman! Batman: Yet, an exploding shark *was* pulling my leg... Commissioner Gordon: The Joker! Chief O'Hara: All adds up to a sinister riddle... Riddle-R. Riddler! Commissioner Gordon: A thought strikes me... So dreadful I scarcely dare give it utterance... Batman: The four of them... Their forces combined... Robin: Holy nightmare! |
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Commissioner Gordon:
Penguin, Joker, Riddler... and Catwoman, too! The sum of the angles of that rectangle is too monstrous to contemplate!
Batman: We've been given the plainest warning. They're working together to take over... Chief O'Hara: Take over *what*, Batman? Gotham City? Batman: Any *two* of them would try that! Commissioner Gordon: The whole country? Batman: If it were three of them, I would say yes, but *four*? Their minimum objective must be... the *entire* world. |