Quotes from Batman (1966)
31 quotes
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Vice Admiral Fangschliester:
- to some chap named "P. N. Guin".
Batman: P. N. Guin... Robin: Penguin! |
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Batman:
[reading a riddle] What has yellow skin and writes?
Robin: A ball-point banana! Batman: [reads the second riddle] What people are always in a hurry? Robin: Rushing people... Russians! Batman: So this means... Robin: Someone Russian is going to slip on a banana and break their neck! Batman: Precisely, Robin! |
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Batman:
Bon Voyage, Pussy.
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Batman:
Confound it, the batteries are dead!
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Batman:
Hand down the shark-repellent Batspray!
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Batman:
Look at this pair of joking riddles.
Chief O'Hara: [reads] What does a turkey do when he flies upside down? Robin: He gobbles up! Chief O'Hara: Of course. Batman: And, number two... Commissioner Gordon: [reads] What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree and is very dangerous? Robin: A sparrow with a machine gun! Commissioner Gordon: Yes, of course.
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Neil Hamilton
(as Commissioner Gordon)
in
Batman
(1966)
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Batman:
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!
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Batman:
Some days, you just can't git rid of a bomb.
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Batman:
The Riddler is loose to plague us with his criminal conundrums.
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Batman:
They may be drinkers, Robin, but they're still human beings.
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