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Alice:
I was sitting on the riverbank with uh... with you know who...
Mad Hatter: I DO? Alice: I mean my C-A-T. Mad Hatter: Tea? March Hare: [slices a tea cup in half] Just half a cup, if you don't mind.
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Jerry Colonna
(as March Hare)
in
Alice in Wonderland
(1951)
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Alice:
I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party. Thank you.
March Hare: Birthday? My dear child, this is NOT a birthday party. Mad Hatter: Of course not. This is an unbirthday party.
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Ed Wynn
(as Mad Hatter)
in
Alice in Wonderland
(1951)
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Alice:
Oh, but that's nonsense. Flowers can't talk.
The Rose: But of course we can talk, my dear. Orchid: If there's anyone around worth talking to. Daisy: Or about. [giggles]
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Doris Lloyd
(as The Rose)
in
Alice in Wonderland
(1951)
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Alice:
Unbirthday? I'm sorry, but I don't quite understand.
March Hare: It's very simple. Now, thirty days has Septem -No. wait... An unbirthday, if you have a birthday, then you - [laughs] March Hare: She doesn't know what an unbirthday is.
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Jerry Colonna
(as March Hare)
in
Alice in Wonderland
(1951)
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Alice:
Well, it all started when I was sitting on the river bank with Dinah.
March Hare: Very interesting - Who's Dinah? [Pants lasciviously] Alice: Oh, Dinah's my cat. You see... Dormouse: Cat? CAT!
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James MacDonald
(as Dormouse)
in
Alice in Wonderland
(1951)
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Dormouse:
Twinkle twinkle, little bat / How I wonder what you're at? / Up above the world you fly / Like a tea tray in the sky.
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James MacDonald
(as Dormouse)
in
Alice in Wonderland
(1951)
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Cheshire Cat:
[singing] 'Twas brilig, and the slithy toves / Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: / All mimsy were the borogroves, / And the mome raths outgrabe.
Alice: Now where do you suppose...? Cheshire Cat: Lose something? Alice: [turns around to find just the Cat's smile talking to her] Oh my! oh, no no, I was just... uh never mind. Cheshire Cat: Oh, that's quite all right. One moment please. [two eyes drop down on top of the mouth and the full cat form appears] Cheshire Cat: Second chorus. [singing] Cheshire Cat: 'Twas brilig, and the slithy toves / Did gyre and gimble in the wabe Alice: Why, why you're a cat! Cheshire Cat: A *Cheshire* Cat. [starts to disappear] Cheshire Cat: All mimsy were the borogroves... Alice: Oh wait! Cheshire Cat: [reappears] There you are! Third chorus... Alice: Oh, no, no. I was just wondering if you could help me find my way. Cheshire Cat: Well that depends on where you want to get to. Alice: Oh, it really doesn't matter, as long as... Cheshire Cat: Then it really doesn't matter which way you go.
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Sterling Holloway
(as Cheshire Cat)
in
Alice in Wonderland
(1951)
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Cheshire Cat:
All ways here you see, are the QUEEN'S WAYS!
Alice: But I've never met any queen. Cheshire Cat: You haven't? You ha-VEN'T? Oh, but you must! She'll be mad about you, simply mad! [chuckles, then rolls over and almost disappears] Cheshire Cat: The romeraths' outgrabe... Alice: Please, please! H-How can I find her? Cheshire Cat: Well, some go this way, and some go that way. But as for me, myself, personally, I prefer the short-cut.
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Sterling Holloway
(as Cheshire Cat)
in
Alice in Wonderland
(1951)
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Cheshire Cat:
If I were looking for a white rabbit, I'd ask the Mad Hatter.
Alice: The Mad Hatter? Oh, no no no... Cheshire Cat: Or, you could ask the March Hare, in that direction. Alice: Oh, thank you. I think I'll see him... Cheshire Cat: Of course, he's mad, too. Alice: But I don't want to go among mad people. Cheshire Cat: Oh, you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here. [laughs maniacally; starts to disappear] Cheshire Cat: You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself.
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Sterling Holloway
(as Cheshire Cat)
in
Alice in Wonderland
(1951)
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Cheshire Cat:
You know? We could make her *really* angry! Shall we try?
Alice: Oh, no, no! Cheshire Cat: Oh, but it's loads of fun!
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Sterling Holloway
(as Cheshire Cat)
in
Alice in Wonderland
(1951)
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