Mad Hatter: [after "fixing" the White Rabbit's watch] Two days slow, that's what it is.

- Ed Wynn (as Mad Hatter) in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

Mad Hatter: Clean cup, clean cup. Move down.

- Ed Wynn (as Mad Hatter) in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

Mad Hatter: Do you care for tea?
Alice: Why, yes. I'm very fond of tea.
March Hare: If you don't care for tea, you could at least make polite conversation!

- Jerry Colonna (as March Hare) in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

Mad Hatter: No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.

- Ed Wynn (as Mad Hatter) in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

Mad Hatter: Oh yes mustard! That'll do... Mustard? Don't let's be silly. Now lemon, that's different...

- Ed Wynn (as Mad Hatter) in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea?
Alice: Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more.
March Hare: Ah, you mean you can't very well take less.
Mad Hatter: Yes. You can always take more than nothing.

- Ed Wynn (as Mad Hatter) in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

The Rose: Girls! We shall sing "Golden Afternoon". That's about all of us.

- Doris Lloyd (as The Rose) in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

The Rose: Just what species or, shall we say, genus are you, my dear?
Alice: Well, I guess you would call me... genus, humanus... Alice.
Daisy: Ever see an alice with a blossom like that?
Orchid: Come to think of it, did you ever see an alice?
Daisy: Yes, and did you notice her petals? What a peculiar color.
Orchid: [sniffing Alice's hair] And no fragrance.
Daisy: [chuckling, as she lifts up one side of Alice's dress] And just look at those stems.
The Rose: [as Alice slaps the Daisy's leaves away] Rather scrawny, I'd say.
Bud: I think she's pretty.
The Rose: Quiet, bud.

- Doris Lloyd (as The Rose) in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

Alice: [as a giant] And as for you, your majesty! Your majesty indeed! Why, you're not a queen,
[shrinking]
Alice: You're just a fat, pompous, bad tempered old ty...
[normal size]
Alice: tyrant...
Queen of Hearts: [giggles] And uh, just what were you saying, my dear?
Cheshire Cat: Why, she simply said that you're a fat, pompous, bad tempered old tyrant!

- Sterling Holloway (as Cheshire Cat) in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

Alice: [turning down an offer for a cup of tea] I'm sorry, but I just haven't the time!
March Hare: The time! The time! Who's got the time?

- Jerry Colonna (as March Hare) in Alice in Wonderland (1951)