…..the cast list might have looked like this.
Luke Skywalker–Simon Ward
Princess Leia–fill in the name of your favorite Hammer Hottie
Han Solo–Oliver Reed
Obi-Wan Kenobi–Andre Morell
Grand Moff Tarkin–Peter Cushing
Darth Vader–Christopher Lee
C-3PO–Francis Matthews
R2-D2–Skip Martin
Uncle Owen–Michael Ripper
Aunt Beru–Freda Jackson
Chewbacca–Kiwi Kingston
Greedo–Marne Maitland
Mos Eisley cantina bartender–Duncan Lamont
Wedge–Richard Pasco
Biggs–John Carson
Admiral Tagge–George Woodbridge
Admiral Motti–Michael Gough
Red Leader–Charles Lloyd Pack
Gold Leader–Peter Madden
Porkins–Francis De Wolff
Stormtrooper who bumps his head–Barry Andrews
