Quotes about Sarcasm

Sugar: Oh Josephine! The most wonderful thing happened!
Josephine: What?
Sugar: Guess.
Josephine: They repealed prohibition?
Daphne: Oh come now, you can do better than that.

- Jack Lemmon (as Jerry/Daphne) in Some Like It Hot (1959)

Sugar: Believe it or not, Josephine predicted the whole thing.
Daphne: Yeah, this is one for Ripley.

- Jack Lemmon (as Jerry/Daphne) in Some Like It Hot (1959)

Stephanie: Well... I am no sex goddess, but I haven't spent my life up on a tree.

- Ingrid Bergman (as Stephanie Dickinson) in Cactus Flower (1969)

Harvey Greenfield: I was reading the other day, a dentist in New Jersey has topless nurses.
Stephanie: I didn't know you were interested in reading.

- Ingrid Bergman (as Stephanie Dickinson) in Cactus Flower (1969)

Phillip Vandamm: Has anyone ever told you that you overplay your various roles rather severely, Mr. Kaplan?

- James Mason (as Phillip Vandamm) in North by Northwest (1959)

Ticket Seller: (to Thornhill, who is wearing sunglasses to hide his identity) Something wrong with your eyes?
Roger Thornhill: Yes, they're sensitive to questions.

- Cary Grant (as Roger O. Thornhill) in North by Northwest (1959)

Roger Thornhill: How does a girl like you get to be a girl like you?
Eve Kendall: Lucky, I guess.

- Eva Marie Saint (as Eve Kendall) in North by Northwest (1959)

Roger Thornhill: I didn't realize you were an art collector. I thought you just collected corpses.

- Cary Grant (as Roger O. Thornhill) in North by Northwest (1959)

Roger Thornhill: Now, what can a man do with his clothes off for twenty minutes? Couldn't he have taken an hour?
Eve Kendall: You could always take a cold shower.

- Eva Marie Saint (as Eve Kendall) in North by Northwest (1959)

Phillip Vandamm: Seems to me you fellows could stand a little less training from the F.B.I. and a little more from the Actor's Studio.

- James Mason (as Phillip Vandamm) in North by Northwest (1959)