Quotes about Marriage

Ken Norton: Oh no, no -- it's not that way at all. I've got my wife very well trained. She's nice and quiet. The home type, you know. I wear the pants in my family.

- Tyrone Power (as Ken Norton) in Day-Time Wife (1939)

David Huxley: Besides that, tomorrow afternoon I'm going to get married!
Susan Vance: (laughs) What for?

- Katharine Hepburn (as Susan Vance) in Bringing up Baby (1938)

David Huxley: The man who gets you is going to have a lifetime of misery.

- Cary Grant (as Dr. David Huxley) in Bringing up Baby (1938)

David Huxley: No, I don't want to wear this thing (frilly bathrobe he borrowed in desperation). I just want to get married!
Mrs. Random: Susan, I forbit it. I absolutely put my foot down! The idea!

- May Robson (as Aunt Elizabeth Random) in Bringing up Baby (1938)

Mrs. Random: Is that all you know about him?
Susan Vance: No, I know that I'm going to marry him. He doesn't know it, but I am.
Mrs. Random: Now seee here, if you're planning to marry him on my money you're very much mistaken. I don't want another lunatic in the family. I've got lunatics enough already.

- May Robson (as Aunt Elizabeth Random) in Bringing up Baby (1938)

Jonathan Forbes: As many times as I'll be married, I'll never understand women.

- Tony Randall (as Jonathan Forbes) in Pillow Talk (1959)

Rhett Butler: Now that you've got your lumber mill and Frank's money, you won't come to me as you did to the jail, so I see I shall have to marry you.
Scarlett: I never heard of such bad taste.

- Vivien Leigh (as Scarlett O'Hara) in Gone with the Wind (1939)

Toni Simmons: Dirty married bachelor.

- Goldie Hawn (as Toni Simmons) in Cactus Flower (1969)

Toni Simmons: How dare he make love to me and not be a married man!

- Goldie Hawn (as Toni Simmons) in Cactus Flower (1969)

Bernard 'Barney' Dexter: After a while a wife gets to be sort of a solved crossword puzzle.

- Warren William (as Bernard Dexter) in Day-Time Wife (1939)