Quotes about Cads

Toni Simmons: Oh he's not a dirty rat. He's a dentist.

- Goldie Hawn (as Toni Simmons) in Cactus Flower (1969)

Brad Allen: You are my inspiration (insert name here). A perfect combination (insert name here). Your eyes, your hair, are beyond compare so is it any wonder -- you've captured me and now I'm under your spell (insert name here).

- Rock Hudson (as Brad Allen) in Pillow Talk (1959)

Jane Norton: Blanche, there's a little of the wandering minstrel in every man, and if you don't hold his interest, he's bound to go whistling under other people's balconies.
Blanche: Well, I must say, it only took you three weeks to find that out. It took me three husbands.

- Binnie Barnes (as Blanche) in Day-Time Wife (1939)

Toni Simmons: Dirty married bachelor.

- Goldie Hawn (as Toni Simmons) in Cactus Flower (1969)

Toni Simmons: How dare he make love to me and not be a married man!

- Goldie Hawn (as Toni Simmons) in Cactus Flower (1969)

Dr. Gerald Boyer: I'm a big fat rat.
Beverly Boyer: You're not a big fat rat!
Dr. Gerald Boyer: You -- you're a sweet wonderful woman, and I don't know why it's taken me so long to find out.
Beverly Boyer: Hush darling, don't say anymore, please.
Dr. Gerald Boyer: You're the most wonderful, understanding woman in the world -- Gloria!

- James Garner (as Dr. Gerald Boyer) in The Thrill of It All (1963)

Jane Norton: Oh, Ken, you're a dog but you're the nicest dog I know.

- Linda Darnell (as Jane) in Day-Time Wife (1939)

Bernard 'Barney' Dexter: I'd like you to think of me as a sort of an... an ineligible eligible bachelor.

- Warren William (as Bernard Dexter) in Day-Time Wife (1939)

Gaston Lachaille: Who's been filling your head with all these old stories? How do you know about that?
Gigi: Why shouldn't I know? You're world famous. I know about the woman who stole from you, the Contessa who wanted to shoot you, the American who wanted to marry you. I know what everybody knows.
Gaston Lachaille: These aren't the things we have to talk about together! That's all in the past, over and done with!
Gigi: Yes, Gaston. Until it begins again.

- Leslie Caron (as Gigi) in Gigi (1958)

Jonathan Forbes: I don't know how fast he moves but it takes an early bird to get the best of a worm like me.

- Tony Randall (as Jonathan Forbes) in Pillow Talk (1959)