Film Quotes by Wallace Ford
17 quotes
Daisy Stevens, aka Mildred Beaumont:
[after a passionate kiss] I never thought I'd have a yen for a copper, or are you gonna try to reform me, huh?
Det. Ed Fitzpatrick: What for?
[They kiss passionately again]
Det. Ed Fitzpatrick: What for?
[They kiss passionately again]
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Wallace Ford
in
The Beast of the City
(1932)
Daisy Stevens, aka Mildred Beaumont:
[Laying down on a bed seductively] I don't mind taking orders, but there's one decision that's always up to me.
Det. Ed Fitzpatrick: Come on, sit up like a lady! I know that trick!
Daisy Stevens, aka Mildred Beaumont: Oh, unintentional, mister.
[Lying in a laguorously sensual position]
Daisy Stevens, aka Mildred Beaumont: Say, do you think I'm so dumb as to pull a gag like that?
Det. Ed Fitzpatrick: You might. You're built for it!
Det. Ed Fitzpatrick: Come on, sit up like a lady! I know that trick!
Daisy Stevens, aka Mildred Beaumont: Oh, unintentional, mister.
[Lying in a laguorously sensual position]
Daisy Stevens, aka Mildred Beaumont: Say, do you think I'm so dumb as to pull a gag like that?
Det. Ed Fitzpatrick: You might. You're built for it!
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Wallace Ford
in
The Beast of the City
(1932)
Steve Banning:
Those jackals are giving me goose pimples.
Babe Jenson: Aw they're giving me goose pimples on top of my goose pimples.
Babe Jenson: Aw they're giving me goose pimples on top of my goose pimples.
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Wallace Ford
(as Babe Jenson)
in
The Mummy's Hand
(1940)
Will Lockhart:
What are you stickin' your neck out for, Charley?
Charley O'Leary: I'm a lonely man, Mr. Lockhart; so are you. I don't suppose we spoke ten words comin' down here, but I feel that I know ya, and I like what I know.
Charley O'Leary: I'm a lonely man, Mr. Lockhart; so are you. I don't suppose we spoke ten words comin' down here, but I feel that I know ya, and I like what I know.
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Wallace Ford
(as Charley O'Leary)
in
The Man from Laramie
(1955)
Andy West:
[toasting] Here's to an easy saddle and good riding, friend. May your boots never get dusty and your guns never rusty.
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Wallace Ford
in
Coroner Creek
(1948)
Babe Jenson:
Hey Steve, can a dame go crazy from being sawed in half too many times?
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Wallace Ford
(as Babe Jenson)
in
The Mummy's Hand
(1940)
Bob White:
Aunt Cassie couldn't be the killer, because she's not strong enough to lug around a couple of grown men like a set of Indian clubs.
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Wallace Ford
in
Murder By Invitation
(1941)
Charley O'Leary:
I liked workin' for you Mr. Lockhart; I sorta hate to leave ya.
Will Lockhart: Well, maybe this won't be the kind of work you like.
Charley O'Leary: If it's got anything to do with who's sellin' repeating rifles to the Apaches, I'd like to help you.
Will Lockhart: Well, maybe this won't be the kind of work you like.
Charley O'Leary: If it's got anything to do with who's sellin' repeating rifles to the Apaches, I'd like to help you.
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Wallace Ford
(as Charley O'Leary)
in
The Man from Laramie
(1955)
Det. Ed Fitzpatrick:
[Trying to discourage one of Belmonte's gun molls in the bedroom] Listen, I'm an old man. I left my youth in the capitols of Europe.
--
Wallace Ford
in
The Beast of the City
(1932)
Doc Curtis:
Ever seen any spots before your eyes?
Tom Destry: Only when I play poker.
Doc Curtis: They're the worst kind.
Tom Destry: Only when I play poker.
Doc Curtis: They're the worst kind.
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Wallace Ford
in
Destry
(1954)