Film Quotes by Van Johnson
24 quotes
Jeff Douglas:
You're confused, aren't you boy? If you believed as much as you *thought* you believed, you *wouldn't* be confused.
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Van Johnson
(as Jeff Douglas)
in
Brigadoon
(1954)
Lt. Howard Thayer:
It's not what you say, Ken, it's what you do.
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Van Johnson
in
Men of the Fighting Lady
(1954)
Pied Piper:
As a rule / I refrain from calling any man a fool. Heed me now. / I'll wait until yon clock strikes the hour. / Don't let me go away / Without my pay.
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Van Johnson
in
The Pied Piper of Hamelin
(1957)
Warrant Officer Darrel Harrison:
[after Helen's false eyelash falls into her drink] Your Irish coffee is *winking* at me.
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Van Johnson
(as Warrant Officer Darrel Harrison)
in
Yours, Mine and Ours
(1968)
Meg Brockie:
I'm highly attracted to you. Why, when I look at you I feel wee tadpoles jumping in my spine.
Jeff Douglas: That's about as repulsive an idea as I've heard in years!
Jeff Douglas: That's about as repulsive an idea as I've heard in years!
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Van Johnson
(as Jeff Douglas)
in
Brigadoon
(1954)
Mr. Lundie:
Two hundred years ago, the highlands of Scotland were plagued with witches, wicked sorcerers that were taking the Scottish people away from the teachings of God and putting the Devil into their souls. They were indeed horrible destructive women. I dinna suppose you have such women in your country?
Tommy Albright: Witches?
Jeff Douglas: Oh we have 'em. We pronounce it differently.
Tommy Albright: Witches?
Jeff Douglas: Oh we have 'em. We pronounce it differently.
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Van Johnson
(as Jeff Douglas)
in
Brigadoon
(1954)
German Officer:
What kind of troops are these, Chinese?
Lt. Michael Grayson: Japanese. Didn't Hitler tell you? Japan surrendered. They're fighting on our side now.
Lt. Michael Grayson: Japanese. Didn't Hitler tell you? Japan surrendered. They're fighting on our side now.
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Van Johnson
in
Go for Broke!
(1951)
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Van Johnson
in
The Pied Piper of Hamelin
(1957)
Mayor of Hamelin:
You have an invention?
Pied Piper: I attract attention/ Chiefly with a secret charm/ On creatures that do people harm;/ The mole, the toad, the newt and viper./
[Chuckles]
Pied Piper: Who doesn't know of the Pied Piper?
Pied Piper: I attract attention/ Chiefly with a secret charm/ On creatures that do people harm;/ The mole, the toad, the newt and viper./
[Chuckles]
Pied Piper: Who doesn't know of the Pied Piper?
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Van Johnson
in
The Pied Piper of Hamelin
(1957)
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Van Johnson
(as Holley)
in
Battleground
(1949)