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Film Quotes by Van Johnson

24 quotes
Brigadoon
Year: 1954

Director:
Vincente Minnelli
Jeff Douglas: You're confused, aren't you boy? If you believed as much as you *thought* you believed, you *wouldn't* be confused.
-- Van Johnson (as Jeff Douglas) in Brigadoon (1954)
Men of the Fighting Lady
Year: 1954

Director:
Andrew Marton
Lt. Howard Thayer: It's not what you say, Ken, it's what you do.
The Pied Piper of Hamelin
Year: 1957

Director:
Bretaigne Windust
Pied Piper: As a rule / I refrain from calling any man a fool. Heed me now. / I'll wait until yon clock strikes the hour. / Don't let me go away / Without my pay.
Yours, Mine and Ours
Year: 1968

Director:
Melville Shavelson
Warrant Officer Darrel Harrison: [after Helen's false eyelash falls into her drink] Your Irish coffee is *winking* at me.
-- Van Johnson (as Warrant Officer Darrel Harrison) in Yours, Mine and Ours (1968)
Brigadoon
Year: 1954

Director:
Vincente Minnelli
Meg Brockie: I'm highly attracted to you. Why, when I look at you I feel wee tadpoles jumping in my spine.
Jeff Douglas: That's about as repulsive an idea as I've heard in years!
-- Van Johnson (as Jeff Douglas) in Brigadoon (1954)
Brigadoon
Year: 1954

Director:
Vincente Minnelli
Mr. Lundie: Two hundred years ago, the highlands of Scotland were plagued with witches, wicked sorcerers that were taking the Scottish people away from the teachings of God and putting the Devil into their souls. They were indeed horrible destructive women. I dinna suppose you have such women in your country?
Tommy Albright: Witches?
Jeff Douglas: Oh we have 'em. We pronounce it differently.
-- Van Johnson (as Jeff Douglas) in Brigadoon (1954)
Go for Broke!
Year: 1951

Director:
Robert Pirosh
German Officer: What kind of troops are these, Chinese?
Lt. Michael Grayson: Japanese. Didn't Hitler tell you? Japan surrendered. They're fighting on our side now.
The Pied Piper of Hamelin
Year: 1957

Director:
Bretaigne Windust
Mayor of Hamelin: What would you do with such a sum?
Pied Piper: Have fun!
The Pied Piper of Hamelin
Year: 1957

Director:
Bretaigne Windust
Mayor of Hamelin: You have an invention?
Pied Piper: I attract attention/ Chiefly with a secret charm/ On creatures that do people harm;/ The mole, the toad, the newt and viper./
[Chuckles]
Pied Piper: Who doesn't know of the Pied Piper?
Battleground
Year: 1949

Director:
William A. Wellman
Major: Thank you Sergeant.
Holley: That's P.F.C. to you major as in praying for civilian
-- Van Johnson (as Holley) in Battleground (1949)