Film Quotes by Tony Randall
37 quotes
Jean-Marc Clement:
You don't hold your liquor very well.
Alexander Coffman: I'm not leaking out any place.
Alexander Coffman: I'm not leaking out any place.
--
Tony Randall
(as Alexander Coffman)
in
Let's Make Love
(1960)
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Tony Randall
(as Dr. Lao / The Abominable Snowman / Merlin the Magician / Apollonius of Tyana / Pan / The Giant Serpent / Medusa / Audience Member)
in
7 Faces of Dr. Lao
(1964)
Mike:
How old are you?
Dr. Lao: I believe I will tell you. I am seven thousand, three hundred and twenty-two years old... this October.
Dr. Lao: I believe I will tell you. I am seven thousand, three hundred and twenty-two years old... this October.
--
Tony Randall
(as Dr. Lao / The Abominable Snowman / Merlin the Magician / Apollonius of Tyana / Pan / The Giant Serpent / Medusa / Audience Member)
in
7 Faces of Dr. Lao
(1964)
--
Tony Randall
(as Peter 'Pete' Ramsey)
in
Lover Come Back
(1961)
Jerry Webster:
Your trouble is that you're still living in the shadow of your Father. You're even afraid to get rid of his old car.
Peter 'Pete' Ramsey: You don't realize how completely he dominated me ever since I was a little boy. Just once I spoke back to him. He cut a switch from a tree and gave me such a whipping, in front of this girl. It was a shattering experience.
Jerry Webster: Pete, all kids get whippings.
Peter 'Pete' Ramsey: But I was twenty five, the girl was my fiancé.
Peter 'Pete' Ramsey: You don't realize how completely he dominated me ever since I was a little boy. Just once I spoke back to him. He cut a switch from a tree and gave me such a whipping, in front of this girl. It was a shattering experience.
Jerry Webster: Pete, all kids get whippings.
Peter 'Pete' Ramsey: But I was twenty five, the girl was my fiancé.
--
Tony Randall
(as Peter 'Pete' Ramsey)
in
Lover Come Back
(1961)
Dr. Lao:
[Dr. Lao's Welcome speech] This is the circus of Dr. Lao./ We show you things that you don't know./We've spared no pains and spared no dough,/ but we wanted to give you one helluva show.
--
Tony Randall
(as Dr. Lao / The Abominable Snowman / Merlin the Magician / Apollonius of Tyana / Pan / The Giant Serpent / Medusa / Audience Member)
in
7 Faces of Dr. Lao
(1964)
Dr. Lao:
Every time you pick up a grain of sand you hold a universe in the palm of your hand.
--
Tony Randall
(as Dr. Lao / The Abominable Snowman / Merlin the Magician / Apollonius of Tyana / Pan / The Giant Serpent / Medusa / Audience Member)
in
7 Faces of Dr. Lao
(1964)
--
Tony Randall
(as Dr. Lao / The Abominable Snowman / Merlin the Magician / Apollonius of Tyana / Pan / The Giant Serpent / Medusa / Audience Member)
in
7 Faces of Dr. Lao
(1964)
Dr. Lao:
Now, Mr. Cunningham, do you suppose this garrulous intruder may be a... a swindler, perhaps, an assassin, a charlatan plotting some curious disaster for your town? Such characters exist, but they are secretive rather than mysterious. I, sir, am a major mystery.
--
Tony Randall
(as Dr. Lao / The Abominable Snowman / Merlin the Magician / Apollonius of Tyana / Pan / The Giant Serpent / Medusa / Audience Member)
in
7 Faces of Dr. Lao
(1964)
Dr. Lao:
The whole world is a circus if you know how to look at it.
--
Tony Randall
(as Dr. Lao / The Abominable Snowman / Merlin the Magician / Apollonius of Tyana / Pan / The Giant Serpent / Medusa / Audience Member)
in
7 Faces of Dr. Lao
(1964)